Larry the Cable Guy is The Food Inspector

Goblinmonger

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Wed Mar-22-06 09:15 PM
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Larry the Cable Guy is The Food Inspector

or some similar dumb ass title for a movie.

What would you rather do than watch that movie.

Me, I would rather lick razor blades.

Or bite into a lightbulb.

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fleabert

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Wed Mar-22-06 09:25 PM
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1. I'd rather have sex with GWB.

beat that, y'all!

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Goblinmonger

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:00 PM
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2. Youch! That will be hard to top n/t

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Pacifist Patriot

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:06 PM
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3. I'd rather have sloppy seconds after fleabert.

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Goblinmonger

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:07 PM
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4. Nicely played n/t

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Pacifist Patriot

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:09 PM
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5. *bow* Thank you, thank you very much.

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fleabert

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Wed Mar-22-06 11:53 PM
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16. snap!

i'd rather give oral to Momma Barb!

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Goblinmonger

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:05 PM
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18. ew!

ew, ew, ew. I may have to poke my eyes out.

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Radio_Lady

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:10 PM
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6. Gee! It's previewing tomorrow here in Portland! However, I'm

not planning to go to see it. You can have my ticket --

In peace,

Radio_Lady (movie reviewer in Oregon)

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Goblinmonger

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:11 PM
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7. I loathe Larry

what a racist prick.

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Radio_Lady

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:25 PM
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9. OK. I'll take your word for it.

Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 10:27 PM by Radio_Lady

Not something I'd cross the street for, by the look of it.

http://www.us.imdb.com/title/tt0462395/

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MrSlayer

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:23 PM
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8. I'd rather be abacinated by a confused, wart covered pygmy.

While mutant turkeys force their freakishly elongated beaks into my ears to deafen me.

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Radio_Lady

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:28 PM
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10. Um, my guess is you won't be going to the film, either -- right?

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MrSlayer

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:32 PM
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11. Correct.

I hope I didn't make it too obvious.

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Radio_Lady

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:48 PM
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14. Naw. It was just a good guess!

What have you seen recently that you actually liked?

Any of the Oscar nominated movies?

Capote
Good Night, and Good Luck
Brokeback Mountain
Munich
Crash

?????????????

Have you been to see:

V for Vendetta

?????????????

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bullwinkle428

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:33 PM
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12. Joe Pantoliano has a role in this? Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

His utility bill must be overdue or something...

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Bossy Monkey

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:35 PM
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13. There's an echo in here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4925242&mesg_id=4925242
:P

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Radio_Lady

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Wed Mar-22-06 10:51 PM
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15. Well, I've been reviewing movies off and on for decades.

Edited on Wed Mar-22-06 11:04 PM by Radio_Lady

This is the first (and judging by your comments and that poll, probably the last time) I've heard of Larry, The Cable Guy.

However, I do remember in the 1970s feeling the same for another series of movies. I'm trying to remember the name of the actor and not getting it yet.

Oh, now I remember, it was "Billy Jack" -- Tom Laughlin. A name that will go down in infamy (unless you liked his stuff, in which case, there's no accounting for taste!).

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0066832/

http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0490871/
Born in 1931 and looks like he's still alive -- who knows?

On edit and with research:

All is forgiven, Tom.

I love your web site, and you're a Democrat with political aspirations, even at your age! No shit!

How about a little dance around the DU?

http://www.billyjack.com/

http://www.tomlaughlin.blogspot.com/

In peace,

Radio_Lady

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specimenfred1984

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:06 AM
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17. I'd Rather Be Possessed and Have a Failed Exorcism Every 5 Minutes

because seeing that movie would mean I was in hell anyway.

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EstimatedProphet

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:06 PM
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19. I'd rather watch Snakes on a Plane

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DainBramaged

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:15 PM
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20. SOAP

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Guy Fawkes

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:21 PM
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21. I'd rather see "Pack of Wolves: Iraq"...

where a bunch of American soldiers sell dead Iraqis to an evil (ie Jewish) doctor. Ah, Turkish anti-semitic theater... how we love thee.

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Initech

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:28 PM
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22. I'd rather engage in the "bulletproof cup" bit from Super Troopers.

If you know what I mean...

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Indy_Dem_Defender

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Thu Mar-23-06 02:34 PM
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23. I'd rather

watch Freddie Got Fingered starring Tom Green

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