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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:31 PM
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A little life wisdom from Velma
Never ever EVER put Dark Chocolate Milky Way minis into the same stomach that already has 2 apple martinis in it. *urp*
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:33 PM
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1. The lesson, as always, blame Trey.
If he hadn't made you buy those things, you'd feel better and I'd have saved the 5459345 calories I consumed eating those wretched, yet tasty, morsels.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:36 PM
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3. Well, according to Trey...
they didn't set too well with Scotch either...so at least he's suffering too. Bwahahahahahaha. :evilgrin:

And it is, of course, ALL HIS FAULT.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:39 PM
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7. I must report no negative reaction with Amstel Light.
However I only had one (1) beer (I swear occifer).

Hard liquor + dark chocolate milky = :puke:

Got it.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:40 PM
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8. I'm scared to go back to the bar on Friday...
after reading about TABC arresting people for being drunk...in bars. *gasp*
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:35 PM
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2. DARTH!!!!!! (HEAVY BREATHING)
Does'nt sound appetizing, but I do not drink apple martinis.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:37 PM
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4. Each one on it's own was quite tasty...
they just don't mix well.

And apple martinis are yummy...like alcoholic jolly ranchers. :)

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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:39 PM
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5. I have heard that.
Just never had the urge. I like my Maker's Mark and coke.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:39 PM
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6. To each their own...
if we all liked the same thing...there wouldn't be enough to go around. :)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:45 PM
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9. Hands off my Maker's Mark.
I will have to cut you with my Lightsaber.
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:46 PM
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10. If I had had one more apple martini...
and a bit less chocolate...I'd be up to making an x-rated comment about your lightsaber. But alas, I feel urpy. :(
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 11:51 PM
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11. Can we get some Pepto in here...
PLEASE!!!!!!!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:00 AM
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12. mix it with a little vodka and I'm THERE
Just kidding...actually I took a little pepto about a half hour ago and my tummy is starting to settle a bit. I'm thinking about heading to bed now that I might theoretically be able to sleep.

I'm glad I posted this though...been too long since we ran into each other. *hugs* :)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 05:05 PM
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13. With Vodka?!?
:puke:



Yeah we don't talk enough anymore.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 05:08 PM
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14. Nor should you mix milk chocolate and beer
Bad....

Nor should you bread a screwdriver and deep fry it...

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kitkatrose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 05:27 PM
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15. But chocolate and margaritas go excellent together.
:D
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