There is a grand piano in the lobbyof the hospital I work at..

rustydog

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:19 AM
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There is a grand piano in the lobbyof the hospital I work at..

A piano tuner had been called in to tune the piano. Of course.

From what I hear, he is a renown tuner by the name of Oppernockity.
Some kids kept running up and pestering him to the point he packet up his tuning gear and left in a huff.

We tried to call him back but he angrily refused saying: "Oppornockity tunes only once."

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Oeditpus Rex

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:32 AM
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1. You can tune a piano

But you can't tuna fish.

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Richard Steele

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:34 AM
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2. Time flies like an arrow....

Whereas fruit flies like a nice rotten banana.

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Thu Mar-23-06 12:36 AM
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3. But WHAT happened to the piano?

Did it ever get tuned?

:rofl:

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