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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:14 AM
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My Name is George W. Bush - ask me anything


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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:15 AM
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1. Why are you such a fuckwad?
And can I have the name of your dealer?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:17 AM
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2. Next question

(obviously you must have snuck in since that wasn't one of the planned questions)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:22 AM
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5. They don't scare me.
I don't do planned questions.

And I'm gonna keep pressing it until you flub.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:27 PM
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21. You stole my question
except I was thinking "fucktard"
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:29 PM
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22. But were you also going to ask about his dealer?
I bet he gets quality.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:35 PM
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23. Nope.
I didn't think of asking that. I get mine from old Kucinich campaign staffers. ;)
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:40 PM
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24. That's probably some good shit too.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:19 AM
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3. How many is a brazillion?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:28 AM
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9. A Brazillion is the number of terra-ists who want to hurt our country
and I plan to stop them in their tracks by staying the course in Iraq even if it costs a brazillion dollars which we'll raise by making the tax cuts permament. Only people who hate america and love terra-ists would want to get rid of the tax cuts
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:20 AM
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4. Did you ever succeed in making "the pie higher?"
How did you do it?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:24 AM
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6. I've made the pie higher by fighting terra-ists who want to bring
harm to our country. By stopping the Evil DOers, God has given me power to bring the pie to new high standards yet to be seen by this country
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:24 AM
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7. What's the best thing about being such a wonderful Christian?
And are you ever bothered by the fact that people just don't realize how fantastic you are?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:29 AM
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10. God Bless you Orrex for such a thoughful Christian
I need good people like you praying for me everyday to stay the course in Iraq and Iran if necessary. Our soldiers will fight so you and your family can sit at home and enjoy the freedom and democracy that all great Christians like yourself deserve
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:27 AM
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8. How did you manage to screw up everything so badly?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:30 AM
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11. Someone get rid of this anti-american please.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:40 AM
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16. Nothing is more American than dissent!!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:30 AM
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12. Who would Jesus bomb?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:33 AM
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13. I pray everyday about that same question, just like you and all other
Christians are doing. I pray that we find the right countries to bring our brand of democracy and freedoms too. And Jesus tells me that Iran needs our help and as a good Christian leader I'll send our soldiers to bring democracy no matter how much money or men & women it takes to make democracy happen. And to pay for it all I'll give more tax cuts!!
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:38 AM
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14. Thank you for your wonderful leadership.
And don't let those gays get married.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:38 AM
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15. when the two of you are alone together
what is the one thing that Condi does that drives you over the edge?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:53 PM
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25. She sings to me "Onward CHristian Soldiers" in nothing more than
a hot-pink G-STring!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:57 PM
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30. oh crap. I asked for it
now I need a Brillo Pad for my brain.

It burns! IT BURNS! MAKE IT GO AWAY!
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:05 PM
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17. What are you drinking these days?
C'mon you can tell me. I'll keep it secret.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:54 PM
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27. The Blood of Christ
(otherwise known as

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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:58 PM
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32. I hope you have a lot of aspirin on hand
Maybe that's why you have that hungover look in the morning. Straight gin would be easier on your remaining brain cells.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:09 PM
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18. How do you explain your dismal poll ratings?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:56 PM
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28. Those ratings are nothing more than anti-american, terra-loving bloggers
I mean, take a look around in this room - everyone loves me. Everywhere I go I might encounter 2 or 3 dissenters but everyone else in the room loves me and asks me such challenging questions like "George, what should we pray for you about"
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:15 PM
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19. Peruvian flake or crank?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:56 PM
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29. I told you to meet me outback on the building
:eyes: geez!
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Guy Fawkes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:16 PM
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20. Is the war in Iraq a sign of the Apocalypse? If not, why?
(what kind of a freeptard asks questions like that, anyway?)
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:02 PM
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34. God Bless you - next question please
:D
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APPLE314 Donating Member (262 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:54 PM
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26. Do you wear the microphone in the shower? - n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:02 PM
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35. Do You? Next question
:D
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 12:58 PM
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31. Under your watch, close to 40,000 people have died. Yet...
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 12:59 PM by EOO
you claim to be pro-life and you constantly go on about "erring on the side of life". The question is - could you stop being such a hypocritical douchebag?

Oh and where I get the 40,000 from:

3,500 - World Trade Center
30,000 - estimated dead Iraqi civilians (although that number is way off, it's probably closer to 50,000)
2,400 - number of soldiers that have been killed since "mission accomplished"
???? - number of people who died in Hurricane Katrina
???? - number of civilians and soldiers killed in Afghanistan
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:01 PM
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33. Under my watch, Six Billion people are still alive!
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 01:03 PM by LynneSin
Six Billion people inhabit this planet and you're worred about .000761% of the population. I'll pray that you will one day forgo your terra-loving ways.
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:07 PM
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36. Why do you hate America?
You prick.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:08 PM
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37. Why do you love terra-ists


We've got another one - take care of it!
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:12 PM
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38. Hey LynneSin
I like your Journal.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:18 PM
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39. Who is LynneSin? Is she a Terra-ist?
:shrug:
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:40 PM
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40. Were you born an asshole or did you practice your whole life?
Doesn't really matter cause your an asshole tonight. Sorry the post made me think of that old song. Hope you got a chuckle out of it.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 01:44 PM
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41. I'll pray for you!!


Got another one
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yellowdogmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 02:19 PM
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42. If god actually listens to your prayers.
what do you need Karl Rove for?

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philosophie_en_rose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:33 PM
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43. America. Great or Greatest?
I'll put you down for greatest. :silly:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:40 PM
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45. Greater than the greatest greatest
I prayed long and hard about that!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:39 PM
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44. Have you stopped lying to us?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:41 PM
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46. No!
:P
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:44 PM
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47. Is Laura drugged or is she an Android?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:07 PM
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53. She's just the woman I married from Stepford
:D
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 03:53 PM
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48. Wut iz it like beeing in charj?
-Dann Kwayal
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:06 PM
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50. ITz sew gud beein the ejucashun preznit
:D
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 11:29 PM
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57. Is your children learning? (nt)
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:00 PM
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49. Another one - why did you pick such a douche to be vice president?
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:07 PM
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52. Got another one


Let him go quayle hunting with dick cheney
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:06 PM
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51. Quick...how much is two plus two?
No cheating now...
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:53 PM
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56. 2+2=5
War is Peace
Freedom is Slavery
Ignorance is Strength
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:08 PM
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54. what's yer malfunction, douche bag...
x(
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 04:52 PM
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55. Send this one to Gitmo!!
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