Why I hate the commercials for Lost.

I have seen many commercials for the TV show Lost. To this day I have no friggin clue what the show is about. I know its hot, its supposed to be exciting and it apparently has an island with a mountain on it. That's it.

Is it a Survivor Style reality show where people get kicked off the island? Is a Lord of the Flies type of show where people are stranded on an island? I don't know. I can't tell because some moron ad executive decided to make "exciting" commercials that tell me nothing about the show.

Don't bother telling me what the show is about. I don't care anymore. I just wanted to vent about these idiotic commercials that air constantly but tell me nothing.

I'm really fucking sick of that shit.:grr:
Chagrin Falls is nicer than Parma.

I don't know about Chagrin Falls. Cleveland is fun.

I don't think my piss has ever turned green. You might want to have that checked out.

I want to flip the breakfast table in a blind rage. :mad:

and then doesn't have a package for ME!! :grr:

MOFO's!

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I couldn't find the place I was looking for. Let's make that a TV show.