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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:43 PM
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OK...You're eating with Nancy Grace, Sean Hannity, John Stossel and
Rush Limbaugh. Greta Van Sustern and Michelle Malkin join you. On the menu is chopped liver and raw onions.

What do you do?
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:44 PM
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1. Drugs and alcohol. It's the only way. And I'm SOBER--completely! nt
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Turn CO Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:45 PM
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2. I've lost my appetite (for some reason), so I'd ask to be excused.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:47 PM
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3. TO add to this...
John Stossel has liver in his moustache, and Sean Hannity is letting loose horrible smelling gas.
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CBGLuthier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:50 PM
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4. I love liver and onions
But that dinner company would really put me off my feed.
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:54 PM
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5. grab the nearest sharp utensil and...
...oh I better not say cause the FBI is watching. :scared:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:54 PM
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6. I would immediately conclude that I had died and gone to Hell.
Those are all loathsome people, and that's loathsome food. But I might consider eating the liver and onions, much as I hate that stuff, just so I could puke all over Hannity's expensive suit.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 06:56 PM
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7. Ask the waiter if I can sit at the table with the cavemen.
Edited on Thu Mar-23-06 06:58 PM by ohiosmith
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Iris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 07:16 PM
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8. Puke.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 07:20 PM
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9. Leave with Nancy Grace and eat somewhere else
She's nuts, but we at least agree on OJ, Scott Person, and the SF dog mauling case... that'll hold us through dinner.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:12 PM
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11. Ahh but do you really agree?
YOu think they did it and should be punished

She thinks they did it and deserve to have their extremities slowly torn off by ducks.
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-23-06 07:34 PM
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10. Get someone to pinch me until I wake up.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:13 PM
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12. Detonate my vest explosives...
Edited on Fri Mar-24-06 01:14 PM by Richardo
....leave the world a better place.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:21 PM
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13. I would be puking before I was served
yes
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:24 PM
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14. Puke all over Hannity and Limbaugh.
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