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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:04 PM
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5 YEARS!!!!
As of today* I have had this job for 5 years!!!

I AM VESTED!!! I can carry my retirement anywhere I want to!!!!

I also get a 1/2 day more of vacation AND sick leave every pay period!!!

*technically the anniversary is on Sunday.

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS NOT GET FIRED IN THE NEXT 4 HOURS AND I AM SET!!!!



B-) :+ :7 :toast: :party: :bounce: :thumbsup: :applause: :woohoo:
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:34 PM
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1. Congrats!!
Good show! *hang in there*

:D :P :toast: :bounce:
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:35 PM
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3. 3 1/2 hours to go
:scared:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:35 PM
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2. Congrats hun!!!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:36 PM
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4. LOL
BTW- they had an audio question on Jeopardy last night.

Some people say there should be more of this

What is COWBELL?
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:37 PM
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5. Boy, do I admire you.
Most jobs I've had lasted 1 year.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:39 PM
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7. As you can clearly see
I am an EXCELLENT employee :hi:
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:57 PM
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13. Indeed. Lots of people get fired before 5 years is up.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:38 PM
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6. coolness...
B-)
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:41 PM
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8. they are gonna drop the hammer at 3:00
:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:44 PM
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9. It wouldn't be the first time
I got totally blindsided twice and both were at about 3PM.

When your client goes out of business or they have "consultants" come in and you are the newest guy....I should have seen it coming.

My bosses are both out of the office so I don't see this happening. To be careful I am going to go hide in the false ceiling in the bathroom until 5 PM just to be sure.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 02:00 PM
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17. Not If You Hide In the Bathroom for The Next Four Hours
Can't fire you if they can't find you.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 03:13 PM
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19. YES!! 3:08
:hide:
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:44 PM
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10. Stay off the Internets until then, or they'll drop you hard.
After that, browse wherever you like!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:46 PM
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11. You're fired !
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:58 PM
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14. You're weird looking!
Not you THE DONALD
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:46 PM
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12. retirement? That is SO last century
hope nobody files for bankrupcy!

Seriously, congratulations.

Oh, and your boss called; you're fired. ;)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:58 PM
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15. Neener neener neener
didn't hear it didn't hear it
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 02:04 PM
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18. Swallow that noisy cereal
Johnson gave you

:D
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-24-06 01:59 PM
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16. Congratulations!
:woohoo: :bounce: :toast: :applause: :yourock:
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