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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 02:07 AM
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We get it Tom. You are Straight. Just shut the fuck up.
Is it just me or has Katie been pregnant for a year? That pillow must get annoying after all this time. God I wish he could get caught with a sack of dildos. I don't give a fuck if he is gay....but he is one annoying and nutty motherfucker. It isn't cute, Tom.

CBS) LOS ANGELES When it comes to furniture and his love for Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise just can't help himself.

The megastar was the guest of honor at Yahoo's quarterly "Influential Speakers" event Tuesday at the company's headquarters in Sunnyvale, Calif., bantering with chief executive Terry Semel and answering questions from the crowd.

After an impromptu arm-wrestling match with Semel, Cruise jestingly recreated his "Oprah" sofa-hopping episode, this time on a chair, to trumpet his joy about his fiancee and their soon-to-arrive offspring. Then he brought the very pregnant Holmes onto the stage, where he beamed and patted her round belly.

And, yes, he then sealed the interlude with a kiss.

http://wcbstv.com/entertainment/entertainment_story_083112300.html
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 02:13 AM
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1. Who says the kid is even his ?
:shrug:
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 02:16 AM
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2. well...to be honest.
it is mine.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 02:50 AM
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5. Ooooh, you devil you!
Way to go! :evilgrin:
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 02:17 AM
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3. Rumor has it that it is from the frozen sperm of L. Ron Hubbard
He is having the Scientology Christ Child.

I wish I were making this up.

I still think its a pillow though and they will adopt a kid. Her stomach changes sizes every time she is photographed.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 02:51 AM
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6. Neither possibility would surprise me
Scientologists are a very strange bunch. :crazy:
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 02:19 AM
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4. Mooooom!
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!

:D
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