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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 03:09 PM
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Poll question: Sexual preference poll.
You're being held at gunpoint and forced to make one of the following choices. Take your pick. (These choices include having to leave the lights on.)
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 03:11 PM
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1. Define "getting it on"
Edited on Sat Mar-25-06 03:12 PM by kenny blankenship
are whips allowed?
(otherwise I'm pretty sure I'm not interested in any of the above offerings)
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 03:13 PM
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2. MM first - then shoot me after....
... can't go out w/o gettin some first, ya know? Afterwards, I'd have to be shot tho - I agree.

;)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 03:24 PM
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4. You wanna hit this?
Be my guest. But beware the steel vag-trap. :scared:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 03:35 PM
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5. ROFLMAO!!!
{shrug} I'll be dead a few minutes after anyhoo...
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 03:14 PM
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3. Have to take Milkin out of that bunch

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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-25-06 03:54 PM
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6. Easy choice: sex with Malkin.
Malkin's a major babe. She's a vicious, evil loon, but she's also a major babe. That photo of her with her face screwed up weirdly doesn't change anything.

Fortunately for me, I'm extremely hard of hearing, so I'd find it easy to ignore what she said afterwards.
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