My imaginary friend has WMD and poses a major threat to our nation.

GOPBasher

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Tue Mar-28-06 10:43 PM
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My imaginary friend has WMD and poses a major threat to our nation.

We need a pre-emptive strike against my imaginary friend. She's stockpiling all kinds of WMD. I even have the drawings from my four-year old to prove it, incase the UN requires evidence. When do we invade?

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Whoa_Nelly

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Tue Mar-28-06 10:49 PM
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1. Does she have cookies?

I only go where there are cookies...nothing less will do

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GOPBasher

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Tue Mar-28-06 10:53 PM
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2. Yes, she does, but has NOTHING to do with why I want to invade.

I tell you, I only want to invade because of the threat she poses. Now, we can always use the money from the cookies to rebuild her after we destroy her. But that will only be for her benefit. We don't want to steal her cookies. We just want to make the US safe.

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Whoa_Nelly

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Tue Mar-28-06 11:08 PM
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3. Is this your friend? 'Cuz if it is....I'm A-SKEERED!

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