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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:14 AM
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I'm George Bush - ask me anything.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:15 AM
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1. How can we tell if our children is learning?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:17 AM
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5. .
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:17 AM
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2. How can one attempt
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 01:18 AM by Random_Australian
to scrutinise the nature of reality without assuming a priori and unwarranted existential premise?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:18 AM
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6. .
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:17 AM
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3. How can one attempt
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 01:17 AM by Random_Australian
to remove your head from your ass?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:18 AM
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7. .
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:17 AM
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4. So how many is a brazilian? (nt)
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:19 AM
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8. .
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 07:39 PM
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24. Thanks (nt)
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:39 AM
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9. I'm going to murder you if you post that again. What do you say to that?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:41 AM
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10. .
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:44 AM
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11. Is that what deer call
the "fuckpole in the headlights look"?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:52 AM
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12. .
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Extend a Hand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 02:07 AM
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13. How did 'My Pet Goat' end?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:02 AM
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16. I don't know, it's not important.
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 03:31 AM by SofaKingLiberal
We need to focus on the future. Are you with me or against me?
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 02:09 AM
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14. Why won't my OB-GYN practice his love with me anymore?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:03 AM
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17. It's the Democrats you see..
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 03:30 AM by SofaKingLiberal


Can I have a pretzel?
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 02:22 AM
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15. Why are you such a dick? n/t
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:05 AM
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18. LOL
Dick is my boss I'm Gorge Bush.
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:10 AM
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19. Two trains are approaching each other, 75 miles apart....
one is travelling at 60 mph and the other at 45 mph, how long will it take for them to reach each other, and will it lead to a bilateral peace treaty with the entire Southeast Asian corridor, the Middle East, and the land of Mordor? Answer with one of your quippy little soundbites. GO!
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:29 AM
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20. I'm not sure if I understand your question.
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 03:30 AM by SofaKingLiberal
Maybe you didn't ask it correctly, or maybe you are on drugs.

If you are on drugs, I would like to know what kind and if you have any more.

Because I think that information is vital to National Security.

Anyway, where was I?

Oh yeah, choo choos.

I think what you are trying to ask me is... are the terrorists planning on using choo choos to attack us.

You see.. choo choos run on tracks.

And those tracks go somewere.

And I intend to find out where that is.

You see, there are people out there that want to kill us. But I don't want that. If anyone is going to do the killing, it's going to be the USA.
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:45 AM
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21. How come you always repeat the same lines at every speech?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:59 AM
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22. Well, I'm a war president.
That's what I do.

I don't like war, nobody likes war. <snicker> except for defense contractors.

But I have to go to war, because God told me to.

Freedom is on the march and some people don't like that.

That's why we have to kill them.

You see, they hate us for our freedoms.

So we need to give them freedom, so they will just kill eachother instead.
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 07:22 AM
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23. Fuck you
Sorry, I don't really have a question.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:05 PM
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39. lol that made me laugh
Thanks for that. Trust me, I need a laugh these days.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:07 PM
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41. Oops, wrong place to post. n/t
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 09:09 PM by GOPBasher
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:34 PM
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45. Does El Presidente get the bottom position always?
Since he always eff's up?

Mark.
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beyurslf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 07:40 PM
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25. Is Pickles a robot?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:27 PM
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30. Now this it Top Secret, so don't tell anybody.


We are secretly working on an army of killer robots and Laura Bush is the prototype.

Soon we will be able to defend ourselves from the rest of the world by pre-emitively taking it over.

Because, you see, I believe in freedom.

And in order to get freedom, you have to go to war.

Because you can not have freedom without peace.

And you can no have peace untll you kill everyone who is trying to kill you.

Like the insurgents are doing to us.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 07:43 PM
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26. Would you rather have a Segway or a mountain bike for Christmas?
:evilgrin:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:49 PM
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33. I already have both.
It's a good thing about being an American, having freedoms like that, like the freedoms the terrorists attacked us for having on 9/11.

Iraq is a free country now, no longer under the rule of Saddam Hussein.

We are making progress in the war against terror. You can tell that because there are more terrorists now than ever before. And that's a good thing because the more of them there are, the more of them we can kill.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:03 PM
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27. What the fuck is the matter with you?
Thanks for the fantasy! :D
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:53 PM
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35. I am the President. n/t
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:07 PM
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28. Why?
Goddamnit, why?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:58 PM
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37. Everything I do is sanctioned by God.
I shoudln't have to explain myself to people.

I'm the President!
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dr.zoidberg Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:24 PM
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29. Could you...
pull your pants down and march through town saying "I am a ninny"?
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:44 PM
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31. Self Delete
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 09:00 PM by Liberalynn
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dr.zoidberg Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:49 PM
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34. Depends on who you ask.
:)
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:56 PM
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36. Sorry! My apologies, I didn't mean you!
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 09:01 PM by Liberalynn
:blush: I was asking the Bush Man.

My personal brain damage occured at birth. The doc was drunk and squeezed my head too hard with the forcepts. :yoiks:

That's why I can't follow the little dot lines. :rofl:
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dr.zoidberg Donating Member (612 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:21 PM
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43. It's okay.
I get asked that all the time. :)
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:06 PM
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40. If Al-Qaeda is calling you, we want to know why. n/t
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 08:47 PM
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32. How is Jeff Gannon doing these days?
Has he been by the White House lately?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:31 PM
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44. I don't see him much anymore.
The Bohemian Grove now my is my Brokeback Mountain.
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:00 PM
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38. Mr President! Did your brain damage occur at birth
or later in life?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:36 PM
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47. I am not brain-damaged.
Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 09:36 PM by SofaKingLiberal
The liberal media would have you believe that.

They also want you to believe that things are going badly in Iraq.

But the world has changed since 9/11.

We are living in a post-9/11 world.

9/11 showed us that oceans can no longer protect us.

No one could have predicted 9/11 would happen.

9/11

9/11

9/11

9/11

9/11

Saddam Hussein
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:09 PM
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42. Why do you hate my daughters?
Your policies have made the future very dark for my children: global warming, peak oil, the 2 1/2 trillion dollars you added to the national debt in five years, the astronomical trade deficit, etc. What did they do to you? Why do you hate them so much? Why are you trying to make their lives so horrible?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:59 PM
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48. There is no scientific evidence that I can understand.


So as far as I am concerned, global warming doesn't exist.

And as I have said before, we are a nation addicted to oil.

You mentioned the national debt. The national debt isn't necessarily a bad thing. Most Americans are in debt. What do you have against Americans?


There is a lot of fuzzy math going on with the trade deficit. But I will continue to catapult the propaganda.
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 10:09 PM
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50. LMAO
That response was fricking priceless! :thumbsup:
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 09:34 PM
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46. What's your favourite brand of pretzel? (n/t)
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 10:00 PM
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49. They only let me eat soft pretzels now. n/t
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mvd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 10:23 PM
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51. Will you answer the questions in that new Pink song, called..
"Dear Mr. President?"

Sample lyrics:

Dear Mr President/What do you feel when you see all the homeless in the street?
Dear Mr President/Were you a lonely boy?
How do you sleep/While the rest of us cry?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:48 PM
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52. Let me tell you something about homeess people.
This is something my mom told me a long time ago.

Homeless people don't have it as bad as you think. They have no mortgages, utility bills, or lawns to mow. So it actuallly works out quite well for them.

I am never lonely. God talks to me every day.

Making people cry is hard work and hard work makes me tired.
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doc03 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 12:03 AM
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53. How long were you on the job before you discovered
you incompetent?
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 12:48 AM
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54. I have people who read things to me and tell me what to do.
If I was incompetent, they would have told me.
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