Stephen Colbert has given me an exemplary idea...

Writer

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Wed Mar-29-06 03:04 AM
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Stephen Colbert has given me an exemplary idea...

Edited on Wed Mar-29-06 03:05 AM by Writer

I'm selling my eggs online!

I'm calling it Writer's Big "O" - "The O is for the Ovum." I can only provide two monthly so it's going to be a bit hard on the wallet.

Guys - here's your big chance!

GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT!!!

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RedCloud

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Wed Mar-29-06 01:09 PM
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1. Be sure to alert them...

It takes hundreds, if not thousands of spoim (did that get past the censor?)to reach the egg and break down its wall! Then usually two or more of the spoim start to fertilize the egg. That is usually way too much genetic info and the Good Lord in HIS INFINITE WISDOM, then aborts the egg!

A sad story to the life of far too many, in fact the overwhelming majority, of eggs.

Good luck OVA! Happy trails spoim!

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Writer

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Wed Mar-29-06 10:17 PM
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2. You are always incurring risk when you make a purchase.

Make sure you think before you rip out the ole checkbook!

Oh-oh-oh OVUM!

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