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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:46 AM
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My roommate claims...
that Jack Bauer from 24 could kick Chuck Norris' ass...thats a pretty strong statement coming from her. What do you think, Chuck and Jack going toe to toe...only one survivor, who would make it out alive?
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:47 AM
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1. Chuck.
One roundhouse kick and it's all over.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:48 AM
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2. Thats what I said too...
but she is a staunch Bauer supporter...I mean his tears cure cancer, how can you not pick him in a fight?
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:49 AM
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3. But can his tears cure his face...
...after Chuck Norris kicks him?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:53 AM
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4. Has Chuck Norris ever survived a nuclear explosion
and risen from the dead? I don't think so.
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 11:55 AM
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5. That's because...
...Chuck Norris kicked the nuclear bomb so hard it went out into space and started a new universe.
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