Attention all associates......CAPTION needed in lumber

underpants

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:08 PM
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Attention all associates......CAPTION needed in lumber

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:09 PM
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1. Where's his orange apron? He's out of uniform. Send him home!

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underpants

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:11 PM
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2. And he smells like liquor!!!

George...yeah...howza about you come in my office for a minute there 'kay?

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Tom Yossarian Joad

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:15 PM
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8. LOL... I love that movie!

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shirlden

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:12 PM
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3. Some idiot left the "s" out of Home Despot

N/T

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BringEmOn

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:52 PM
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19. A small revision

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felonious thunk

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:13 PM
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4. Wait, you mean people have to fix their own homes?

So let me get this straight. They do the repairs to their own homes? Why don't they just hire someone else to do it? Jeez, I'll never understand these people.

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OldSoldier

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Fri Dec-05-03 06:34 PM
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20. That's what At-Home Services is for!

We have a service (using locally-owned contractors) where people can hire us to perform repairs to their homes.

But yeah, I don't think Bush quite understands the concept of "do it yourselfer." This is a guy who can hold a hammer in his right hand and hit his right thumb with it.

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Champion Jack

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:14 PM
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5. Uh, george?

The results from your drug test are back,...they want to see you in the front office...

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Military Brat

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:21 PM
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11. For the first time, another crotch in the photo gets more attention

:evilgrin:

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Rabbit of Caerbannog

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:14 PM
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6. and of course

The Home Depot "associates" wanted

STRENGTHENING
AMERICA"S
ECONOMY
on the pile of sheetgoods behind him :puke:

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underpants

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:16 PM
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10. $5 says it not real

The rack on the left and the plywood onthe right (seenin other pics) look real but I am pretty sure that that is a facade behind him...and in front of it.

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underpants

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:14 PM
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7. I see that he safely landed his lawn mower

Wow W way to go.

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regularguy

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:40 PM
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15. And he really stuck the dis-mount too!

10!

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cosmicdot

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:15 PM
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9. performing in The Home Depot lounge, George B

... playing 2nd fiddle with mouth harp ... Songs of the New Depression ...

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underpants

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:38 PM
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13. Thank thank you I thought so much of you all I brought you a warm meal

http://a1112.g.akamai.net/7/1112/492/03312000/news.lycos.com/news/ot_getImage.asp?op=img&id=474433

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eileen_d

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:36 PM
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12. It's the Home Despot!

Edited on Fri Dec-05-03 03:36 PM by eileen_d

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=despot
ba-dum-dum

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underpants

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:39 PM
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14. Hi...uh where is "de pot" anyway?

:smoke:

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VOX

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:40 PM
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16. No wonder it' so hard to get good help at Home Depot!

Look at their shining example.

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Qutzupalotl

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Fri Dec-05-03 03:42 PM
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17. "Bye! Be sure to pick up your severance checks on the way out!"

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soupkitchen

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:02 PM
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18. Homey the despot

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OldSoldier

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Fri Dec-05-03 06:50 PM
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21. Okay, let's get serious here

Let me don my orange apron and back belt and walk this department for safety hazards and problems.

1. Purported leader of free world throwing Hitler salute.
2. Safety hazard: four bunks of lumber in the aisle.
3. Safety hazard: gasoline-powered outdoor equipment stored above paint cans.
4. Safety hazard: Home Depot associate in photo (the guy to your left of the village idiot is the CEO of Home Depot) not wearing back support while on the sales floor. Termination offense.
5. "Strengthening America's Economy" sign posted on bunk of lumber which probably came from Canada. American lumber doesn't come in a plastic wrapper.
6. Check the markdown book: Was that $16 sheet of OSB used in the stage set properly written off?
7. Home Depot sign wrong shade of orange.
8. Huge safety hazard: paint cannot be merchandised on a wide aisle due to flammability issues.

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Neshanic

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Fri Dec-05-03 06:53 PM
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22. I wave, and my metal codpiece from Home Depot vibrates!

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Fri Dec-05-03 07:53 PM
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23. Thanks for all the campaign contributions, guys.

Keep it up.

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Astarho

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Fri Dec-05-03 08:11 PM
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24. They forgot the "S" in that sign

Bush is the Home Despot right?

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neuvocat

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Fri Dec-05-03 08:33 PM
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25. "Why do I have to be nice to this a-hole"

Edited on Fri Dec-05-03 08:33 PM by neuvocat

when all he's done is lose money for my store?"

clap...clap......clap.....................clap............................clap.........

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cosmicdot

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Fri Dec-05-03 08:42 PM
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26. W is thinking: all these team leaders, lead cashiers, and associates ...

... wonder where they keep all the pissant workers?

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