I need a Simpsons transcript or something

Kamika

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:00 PM
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I need a Simpsons transcript or something

Hey all.. I'm wondering if anyone has a link to the transcript or some info about that episode where Krusty is running for office and they make a great parody on fox..
like the journalist calls the democratic candidate "comrade", and the scrolling text has stuff like "do democrats cause cancer? up next on fox" etc etc.

I basicly want all the "fox" scene details

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scottcsmith

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:04 PM
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1. The best source

The Simpsons Archive:
http://www.snpp.com/

The very best Simpsons site on the WWW.

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Kamika

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:05 PM
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2. Thanks

They didn't have that episode in their capsules but I appreciate the help.

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peekaloo

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:12 PM
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3. try this site

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/GuidePageServlet/showid-146/epid-197294/

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Fox News Ticker:
... Pointless news crawls up 37 percent ... Do Democrats cause cancer? Find out at FOXNEWS.COM ... Rupert Murdoch: Terrific Dancer ... Dow down 5000 points ... Study: 92 percent of Democrats are gay ... JFK Posthumously joins Republican Party ... Oil slicks found to keep seals young, supple ...
Ticker during ending credits:
... Ashcroft declares breast of chicken sandwich "Obscene" ... Hillary Clinton Embarrasses self, nation ... Bible says Jesus favored capital-gains cut ... Only dorks watch CNN ... Jimmy Carter: Old, wrinkly, useless ... Brad Pitt + Albert Einstein = Dick Cheney ...

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:D

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Kamika

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:14 PM
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4. ROFL!!! THANK YOU, The infamous interview

Edited on Fri Dec-05-03 04:19 PM by Kamika

Here's that INCREDIBLE interview :D made me crack up

Fox News Reporter: Tonight we'll be interviewing the top two candidates for Springfield's 24th congressional district. For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer, Krusty the Clown. And for the Democrats, this guy.(Video of dem candidate with horns and Soviet flag in the background)
Dem Candidate: I have a name!
Fox News Reporter: Yes, I'm sure you do, comrade. I do appreciate you're being here, you're usually so mired in sleaze, it must be an effort to come down to the studio."
Krusty: May I say something?
Fox News Reporter: Certainly, Congressman.
Democratic Candidate(Whose video is now upside down): He hasn't won yet!
Fox News Reporter: You make a very adulterous point. We will now conclude this debate with a Krusty campaign commercial."

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johnnie

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Fri Dec-05-03 04:14 PM
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5. Or

try this one...
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blkrustyforcongress.htm

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