Lessons my kids learned from W

My good buddy Timbuk3 (and a DU member) posted this on a Yahoo board. I thought you guys might enjoy it!

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Great truths that children have learned from the behaviour of Dubya:

1. It's OK to kill people if your family makes money off of it.

2. Even if you already have more money than you could possibly spend in a lifetime, you need more. Get this money from future generations.

3. The best way to get people to do whatever you want them to do is to convince them that they have a common enemy, and it ain't you.

4. Only suckers keep their word.

5. Only white males matter, and then only if they are giving you money. LOTS of money.

6. In the end, who cares what the Bible says about a rich man getting into heaven. Money is all that matters.

7. Never admit to anything, maybe they can't prove it.

8. If you pander to the right groups you can promise them anything and not worry about delivering it. Anti-abortionists, gun nuts, and right wing "christians" are especially gullible.

9. You can buy a man's soul with an $80 a month tax cut.

10. If you claim you are "fighting evil", everyone will automatically believe you are good.

11. All Democrats are evil, despite the fact that they are Americans who care about what happens to their country.

12. Lots of kids get left behind. You're probably one of them. Get over it and get a job, you welfare loser. It's not MY fault you did so miserably on standardized tests that we closed your school...

13) Be sure to get born into a wealthy family.

punch them before they can punch you.

That is too funny.

"...and it ain't you" also