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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:24 AM
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Anyone wanna party with me?
I mean it, in a total partying mood over here.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:27 AM
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1. Let's get our herk on!!


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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:28 AM
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2. ooo, that's on the to do list
With Salma Hayek
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:54 AM
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14. No Thanks, ZombieNixon, I did that once.
It did not turn out well.

Rather like cheap Tequila, but not so much pain. I knew I was in Baja California, but I wasn't quite sure where.

Not that it mattered to me at the time.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:58 AM
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17. BWAHAHA!!!
:rofl:
:D
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:36 AM
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3. I'm completely drunk and cooking rice
I'm booked.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:38 AM
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4. Rice cooker...get some barley
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:55 AM
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15. I think I've become needy
I left a message, talked with a girl, and then sent her an email all in the same night. What's wrong with me today?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:56 AM
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16. If you're gonna be that obvious...
Just send her a pic of your cock with a note "What do you think?"
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:58 AM
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18. She totally wears the pants--she's initiated all physical contact
Forget pants--I don't even wear the brightly colored leggings in this relationship.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:03 AM
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20. Time to become a man
And tell her, "look, if you're not gonna do what I say, I'll find some girl who will."
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:10 AM
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21. She does what I say, but only in certain situations
They're really the only situations I care about obedience for anyway.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:12 AM
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22. perv
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:13 AM
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23. I mean when she's driving me somewhere
:P In that situation my opinion needs to matter.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:13 AM
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24. Wow, she drives?
What an ambitous woman!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:15 AM
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25. Her car is fucking filthy
Which goes to show the double standard and sexism so prevalent in our society. Could -I- pick her up in a filthy car? Noooooo.

:hide:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:17 AM
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26. Of course not
When a man is messy, he's a slob, a bum, not worthy of breathing air.
When a girl is a slob, she's "been busy," or "Liberated"
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:26 AM
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27. I was proud of myself--she wanted to share a bowl and I refused
I think that means I'm manly and self-reliant, or something.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:35 AM
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28. Tell her drugs are bad, and she should come to your youthgroup
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hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 04:15 AM
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29. I ended a relationship by jumping out of her car.
It was moving pretty fast.

Ouch. Blood. My blood.

Later she sent all my crap to me in a box, and she didn't even write a note.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:39 AM
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5. I'm in
Do you want me to get hookers or fried chicken or both?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:41 AM
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6. Do you have to ask?
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:42 AM
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7. Yeah
because I am gonna get donuts too.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:42 AM
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8. Blow yer paycheck, man. It's a party.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:44 AM
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11. I got 40 bucks in my wallet
I'll blow that.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:45 AM
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12. Well, it comes down to KFC and doughnuts
No hookers :(
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:46 AM
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13. I was thinking about Pollo Campero instead of KFC
Its better and I don't have to go as far.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:43 AM
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9. I would love to...but you're in Vancouver for fuck sake!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:43 AM
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10. True, but, what, you ain't got credit cards for a ticket?
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:59 AM
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19. I'm consolidating all my credit cards so I can pay the fuckers off!
Buy me a ticket so I can go there, have pity, okay?
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