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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:05 AM
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I would start a DU journal, but it would only showcase how uneventful...
...and boring my life is.

:shrug:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:06 AM
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1. I know at least one thing you're doing that I find interesting
:D
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:13 AM
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4. oh.... right....
that took me a minute...

She doesn't count, though, because she likes to give deep tissue massages and then leave right after sex. It's hardly a "relationship".

No, wait... that's pretty fucking great! What the hell was I thinking?!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:14 AM
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5. Girls are such a chore anyway
I keep having to clean my house and everything. x(
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:15 AM
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7. That reminds me...
...she does that, too!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:16 AM
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10. Fall in a well and die
:cry:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:07 AM
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2. As if all that fistfucking could be dull
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:14 AM
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6. Meh, once you've penetrated one rectum, the rest is all anticlimax.
I was going to say "filler", but thought better of it, for the sake of decency.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:15 AM
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8. Odd, my grade 9 gym teacher said the same thing in sex ed
Of course, he was a swinger
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:15 AM
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9. rectum?
Damned near killedum!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:21 AM
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12. That was on 99.3 today
As I got my oil changed
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:26 AM
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13. "oil changed"?
Sounds like some sort of veiled double-entendre, to me.

We don't get 99.3 here. We manage to produce our own rock station that's even more insipid than that.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:20 AM
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11. Ha!
You just reminded me of my 8th grade health/sex ed teacher... He was flamingly flamboyant, way, way before it was so acceptable. He was pretty much out, had a Village People moustache, drove a silver Corvette convertible, shared a house with a German theatre actor named "Bernt", and wore shirts open to the navel with lots of gold neck-chains. This was, after all, 1979.

But this was in small-town Ontario.

In retrospect, I can't imagine how he got past the schoolboard tight-asses!
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:29 AM
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14. In retrospect, I can't imagine how he got past the schoolboard tight-asses
Maybe he made their asses "not so tight". :evilgrin:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:07 AM
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3. My I direct you to my journal.
Specifically, the top post in my journal.

...

...

OK, back? See? A boring life is no barrier to having a DU Journal. ;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:48 AM
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15. Hey, *my* journal was last updated on the 18th
what does that say about me? :shrug:
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