I want to drink Liam Gallagher's ashes in a milkshake; please advise.

Oasis singer Liam Gallagher died three months ago, and nobody has noticed or cared. The thing I remember most about him is that he sucked so hard it reminded me of trying to drink a triple-thick milkshake through a too-small straw. Well, I put his ashes on a bookcase by my computer.

Now when I sit at the computer with my milkshake, it's just not the same. I would look back at the urn where his ashes are kept every single day and start crying, until a few days ago. On that day, I had this feeling that Liam Gallagher wants me to move on, and that I should get rid of his ashes from my house, and right after that, I had this idea that I should put them in my Triple Thick Milkshake and drink them, as it would remind me of how much he sucked. For some reason this idea calms me, and I do not cry anymore, but when I'm drinking the milkshake I keep thinking about how I've not done it yet, and then go back and forth between that and the idea that once I do it, I can't undo it, so I should approach this idea carefully.

I would like any advice that DU rock-star-ashes owners could give me.

Therefore, the Beatles win.

Therefore, Mayhem wins.

It was the best news I'd heard in weeks

:argh:

Have you heard from him recently? Perhaps a giant stack of newpapers he'd been hoarding in his flat fell on him, and he was unable to free himself. A week later, soaked in his own filth, he died of dehydration. His body has still not been found; because, really, who wants to go to Liam Gallagher's place?

:9

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BTW, according to the "Rock Snob's Dictionary", we're supposed to refer to him as "The Boy".

Does Ebay have a celebrity ash section?

Lord knows he didn't want 'em.