Any APRIL FOOLS jokes you are planning tomorrow?

It's a Saturday, so plenty of time to plot and scheme!!!

Give me some good ideas!

as a hater of baseball, Monty Python and women, and as a FOX News producer.

but they're really going to the DMV.

:rofl:

Getting paid, working in my cubical, to comment at DU.


That writes socialistic poetry from the Beatles
when I liked the Stones.

And I don't like to drink clean water
I like wine.


OK,
that was over the top

april fools
it is here now, when I finished writing this.

and see how many suckers take the bait!! Then I'll UPDATE before my editing time is up and change it to APRIL FOOLS SUCKERS!!!!

I like it

Agent Smith: Do we have a deal, Mr. Reagan.

Cypher: You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? Ignorance is bliss.

Agent Smith: Then we have a deal?

Cypher: I don't want to remember nothing. Nothing. You understand? And I want to be rich. You know, someone important, like an actor.

Agent Smith: Whatever you want, Mr. Reagan.

Cypher: Okay. I get my body back into a power plant, you insert me into the Matrix, I'll get you what you want.

Agent Smith: Access codes to the Zion mainframe.

Cypher: No, I told you, I don't know them. I can get you the man who does.

Agent Smith: Morpheus.

That draw was tonight (Friday). If I get a call tomorrow that I've won...I'll be very suspicious...

I have the direct line to NORAD Central Operations.

At around 0600 (pacific time), I'm going to call them and with a very heavy Russian accent, say that a fringe element of Chechian separatists took control of a missile silo in Uzbekistan, and launched six ICBMs at the US Eastern Seaboard. I'll further explain that, due to the age and relatively poor condition of the missiles' communication systems, it has proven impossible to self-destruct them, and they are going to hit DC, New York, and Baltimore at 0620. With many apologies from myself.

That'll be HI-larious!