The Criminal-Offense of all CAPTIONS!!!

W. is "thinking": "Geez. Everybody says that my credibility is shot. So I say, 'So what?
What did credibility ever do for me? I mean, like, can you _drive_ credibility? Can
you _eat_ credibility? Will credibility walk your dog or shine your shoes? Will credibility
get you laid? What has creidiblity ever . . .' and that's when Karl slapped me. Boy, that
hurt, but I really got him going I love it when he gets so mad. I wanna see him pop
a gasket. I wanna be there when he strokes out! Won't let me step down, will he?, well,
I'll show him. I'll tell the cameras: 'Look? What has credibility ever done for me? . . .'
I want ta stand there while he's choking for me to call 911 and keep misdialing or keep
asking him for the number once again. Wow, this is gonna be grand!"

"For my next trick, I will turn a federal budget surplus into a perma-deficit worth trillions of dollars using this simple pen. Bring the kids up close, I want them to remember this trick for years! Look closely now, nothing up sleeve... oh hehe, look at that, another horseshoe fell outta my ass."

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... who'll be first? No, God hasn't spoken to me lately ... must be on vacation ...



((the ring on his finger looks like it needs to be cut off -- looks awfully snug))

"Next question...yes, that feller from FOX news...why yes, I do enjoy cake...next question...that black guy from FOX news...yes, I do think I am the greatest President in the history of Presidenting...next... yeah, moustach guy from FOX news, uh, Jee-raldo...I think puppies are very, very cute...okay, honky from FOX news, uh, Major Hard-on...(snicker)...oh, right, Major Garrett...(snicker)...no, actually, Sharon smells like bacon...yes, I do find that ironical...okay, that other homo from FOX news...yes, I have been writing my name on the U.S. flag...no, I don't think it's a crime...why don't you shut the hell up. This goddamn press-conference fun fest bullshit is over.

Now, where did I park Marine One?"

up your intelligent captions in between postings.)

:toast:

Yet leave the skies of day far too soon,
But other CAPTIONS follow in their flight
To leaven evening and confound the night!

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