My ass is a nice shade of pasty Spock white.

Deja Q

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Mon Apr-03-06 07:07 PM
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My ass is a nice shade of pasty Spock white.

Anyone wanna join me this summer in some suntanning? :D

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Nikia

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Mon Apr-03-06 07:12 PM
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1. Start tanning now

I've seen your picture. Someone like you will either turn crispy without enough sun protection or be protected enough not to tan if you wait until summer. Put on a short sleeve shirt and shorts and go outside for a half hour to an hour after work. You will probably have to be doing some kind of exercise or you probably will get cold.
As far as tanning your ass, parts that never get sun exposure burn easily. Unfortunately, I learned this the hard way on a spring break trip even though I was wearing sunscreen.

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Deja Q

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Mon Apr-03-06 07:19 PM
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3. I applied some effects to make my skin look more human. as for exercise,

I do it every day.

Have to.

I have poor blood circulation and every med I've taken for Raynaud's has only made my circulation worse (nearly collapsed one day...)

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petronius

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Mon Apr-03-06 07:13 PM
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2. Sounds like a new color shade for the Home Depot paint department

"OK, so we're going with white. Do you want bone, cream, eggshell, or pasty-ass?"

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