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Maryland Man Is Glued To Restaurant Toilet Seat
POSTED: 7:04 am EDT April 4, 2006

SALISBURY, Md. -- A Fruitland, Md., man became stuck to a toilet seat early Sunday morning at a Denny's restaurant in Salisbury, Md., when he used the restroom. Police said someone had put glue on the seat.

Authorities said customers called 911 after the man yelled for help. Paramedics took the man and the seat to the hospital, where it was removed. Police are wondering if putting the glue on the seat was somebody's idea of an April Fools Day prank.

In a similar case, a man in Colorado found himself glued to a toilet seat at a Home Depot in 2003. That man sued the home improvement chain last year.