I am giving a presentation in my Invertebrate Paleontology class on the Ediacara fauna. For the presentation, I need an abstract, which you can see below, and a slide show. The thing is, I'm completely stumped by what the things represent. The traditional interpretation is ok for only a few of the fossils, but the newer interpretation is completely absurd. Single celled organisms with quilted skin textures living on the sea floor growing to gigantic sizes (up to 1 meter diameter)! Or alternately, colonial cell sheets with weird cell growth patterns creating bilateral, trilateral, and pentaradial forms, and a coelom that's most similar to an inflatable air mattress.....
Anyway, here's the abstract:
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ABSTRACT—The Late Precambrian fossils of the Ediacara Hills in South Australia represent some of the oldest known body fossils of multicellular organisms. The fossils are preserved as imprints in sandstone, and it is thought that thick microbial mats, as well as a lack of bioturbators and collagen consuming bacteria, led to their exceptional preservation. Two theories of evolutionary relationships have been proposed for Ediacaran fossils. One theory states that most members of the fauna represent organisms belonging to, or ancestral to, known metazoan clades. The second theory suggests that most members of the fauna belong to an extinct clade, known as Vendozoa or Vendobionta, which are thought of as infaunal or epifaunal organisms with a “quilted” body plan of consisting of series of water-filled tubes resembling an inflatable air mattress. The vendobiontan theory also suggests that they possessed symbiotic photosynthetic organisms in their tissues, a unique manner of cell division creating bilateral, trilateral, or pentaradial symmetry; or alternatively, were giant single celled eukaryotes. The vendobiontan theory, although interesting, is not found to be parsimonious, as many Ediacaran fossils such as
Charnia,
Kimberella, and
Arkarua can be assigned to the modern clades Cnideria, Mollusca, and Echinodermata respectively; although some such as
Tribrachidium, are genuinely unique with no modern counterparts.
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This fossil is
Dickensonia, which has been interpretted as a segmented worm, or alternatively, as the archetypical vendobiontan air mattress:
This is
Charnia, which has been interpretted as a sea pen, and I think that's a rather sane interpretation. This also has been thought of as an air mattress:
This is
Kimberella, which has been recently identified as a mullusc, although it's been thought of as a jellyfish, or, you guessed it, a vendobiont air mattress:
This is
Spriggina, which looks a lot like some sort of basal arthropod, as it has a definate head region, and serial segmentation towards the tail. You guessed it though, it's an air mattress according to some....:
This lovely is known as
Arkarua, which is probably the earliest known echinoderm, quite similar to edrioasterozoans, which were like sand dollar equivalents of barnicles:
This one is weird,
Tribrachidium, it has no modern or fossil relatives, and I'm at a loss. Unfortunately though, this fossil, like
Arkarua, although they've been interpreted as vendobiontans, they have nothing close to a quilted air mattress form: