I have a Alternate Personality who has a very different view than mine

JanMichael

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Sat Dec-06-03 12:53 AM
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I have a Alternate Personality who has a very different view than mine

I think he's a fucking NAZI!!!! He has websites stating that (The Nazi shit) but he tells me he's an objective type.

I'm inclined to not to try to chop off his part of my head. Even though I hate him!

Can you believe it? Should I still masturbate with him in the mix?!

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Shakespeare

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Sat Dec-06-03 12:54 AM
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1. okay, just how much gewurtztraminer have you had tonight??

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JanMichael

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:10 AM
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3. It wasn't the Gewurtztraminer....It was the Bordeaux!

That plus a shitty attitude equal this thread!

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Shakespeare

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:16 AM
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5. IIRC, you're temporarily living apart from your sweetie, yes?

I'm in the same boat, friend. It sucks massively!!

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JanMichael

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:24 AM
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7. Aha. Your exceptional memory has taken the crap...

....and made it REAL!

I'm tired...So very tired...

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Shakespeare

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:26 AM
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8. aawww, I'm sorry....I really DO share your pain, though.

572 miles away, he is. :cry:

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JanMichael

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:28 AM
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10. 650 heathen.

:-)

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Shakespeare

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:32 AM
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11. Braggart! God, that's a great word...and it hardly gets used anymore..

It really sucks. Really, really really sucks.

BUT...should start new job where he is no later than 1/15/04, and wedding is on 2/14/04.

That's right--Valentine's day. I'm getting married on Valentine's day. :loveya:

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dolo amber

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:05 AM
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2. AaaaaaAHahAAhhHAhAhHAHAAaaaaaaaa

Stop that, immediately! :D:D:D:D:cry:

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JanMichael

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:16 AM
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4. As I look, read, back on this I can't help but to feel "dirty".

I'm not sorry but I still care....

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Philostopher

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:24 AM
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6. Perhaps you misunderstood.

When he tells you he's an 'objective' type, perhaps he's an objectivist type?

Hurry up and pass out before you feel compelled to ram your head into the TV to drive Ayn Rand out of your head! We need you around here for the meta jokes!

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JanMichael

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:27 AM
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9. Is it possible to take a surrealistic statement and crush it?

No...But one can touch it,,,,then perhaps slide off into the 1940's soundtrack in the background?

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Shakespeare

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:34 AM
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12. I'm hearing the breathy saxophone of Take Five...

And the cats are sideways and the clocks are melting.

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Philostopher

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Sat Dec-06-03 01:35 AM
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13. Okay, I admit -- it wasn't /totally/ surrealistic.

Since the putative 'idiot boyfriend' in the other thread passed out five minutes before it was locked by the mod. Hugs all around, and tomorrow the author will be the one mopping up vomit, not me. I blame the rest on the Nerello Del Bastardo. And 'Atlas Shrugged.' That's my story and I'm sticking with it.

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