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Samurai_Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:56 PM
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Kids say the darndest things
My brother-in-law was changing my niece's diaper, and asked her where the poop came from that was in her diaper. She says...

"Mommy puts it in there for decoration!"
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CarpeDiebold Donating Member (652 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 02:58 PM
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1. haha cute
i was expecting a bill cosby joke, to tell you the truth :D
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elehhhhna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 03:00 PM
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2. If she can speak that well, it's time for the toilet.
Nothing like a pizza diaper and a verbose toddler ofering instructions to make one decide to potty train.
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Samurai_Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-06-06 03:13 PM
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3. Believe me, if she were my kid, she'd be trained already
But my sister is of the 'they will get on the potty when they are ready' school. Her oldest is 5 and still wears diapers at night. This one is 3, and doesn't seem to be interested in using the potty at all yet.
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