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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:21 AM
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OMG! How's this for an opening line
I would do anything you ask if you made me your bitch. You could do anything and everything you wish to me, anything for your pleasure. I would love to obey your every command and serve your every whim. I would love to crawl to you and kiss your feet, and beg for the pleasure and honor of serving you. It would give me no greater pleasure then to be dominated by you and do everything that you command. Please let me serve you, please make me your bitch.


YIKKES!!! I can not believe some of the guys on MySpace.
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Crazy Guggenheim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:22 AM
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1. Run!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:23 AM
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2. My profile gives NO indication
that I would be into this.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:23 AM
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3. When are you having lunch with him?
:popcorn:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:24 AM
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4. Let's try
NEVER
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:28 AM
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7. But... but...
He wants to be your Lub Slabe.

:shrug:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:31 AM
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8. Just not working for me
His profile says he's 23. Just imagine how kinky he'll be with time.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:36 AM
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9. Okay, but y'gotta admit
the feet-kissing part made you tingle a bit, huh? :evilgrin:
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:26 AM
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5. dude
do the dishes, mop the floors and clean the cat boxes and i *might* smack you around

i need someone like that
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:28 AM
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6. Mmmm....maybe just one date
My place could use a good once over.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 04:44 AM
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10. The more I hear about MySpace
The more I am convinced that I never want to visit there. :scared:
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 03:30 PM
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25. Same here
And I'm their target demographic... a 19 year old college student.
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 05:26 AM
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11. Ask him for his credit card numbers!
to see how serious he is... and, his bank account numbers.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 06:55 AM
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12. On the other hand,
he sounds like he'd be perfect for a mid management job in any mega corp or a Bush cabinet member.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 07:01 AM
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13. Hey, I tried!
:rofl:

RL
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:19 PM
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20. I had a feeling that was you.
:spank: Time to grovel, retro-bitch.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 07:19 PM
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28. Ooh, I love when you talk dirty to me...
:hi:

RL
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 07:21 AM
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14. sounds like a candidate
to join the first church of danae.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 07:48 AM
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15. Consider adding the following to your profile...
"...I carry a can of bear-deterrent spray on me at all times."

Might ward off some of the weirder types.

Of course, that only works if they know what bear-deterrent spray is.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 07:53 AM
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16. Sweetie - what do you hope to accomplish with your myspace account
:eyes:

We love you - if you want to find love you can always put an ad at Hannidate. Let Sean Hannity find you love

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:17 PM
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17. Truthfully, I opened up an account to flirt with another DUer
I've 'met' some nice people too, but there are some strange ones.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:18 PM
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18. But you can flirt with me here at DU
:P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 03:25 PM
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23. Not you, Sweetie
A boy! (Well, a man actually.)
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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 03:56 PM
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27. And I'm sorry I've not emailed back lately.
Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 03:57 PM by Hissyspit
Been busy. :P

NOTE: Yvr girl is not actually referring to me (Although maybe she should be...), or matcom, apparently. I don't have a myspace page.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:19 PM
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19. so are you gonna email me back or WHAT?
i've been waiting for a reply from you all day :cry:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 03:26 PM
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24. I'll reply when I'm ready
Now go cook me some dinner.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:38 PM
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21. just what you need
someone who needs you to give him a purpose.

:sarcasm:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:39 PM
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22. Well, hurry up and answer, the CEO of Exxon doesn't have all day
to wait and find out if you'll dominate him or not
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 03:30 PM
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26. looks like you found the #3 man at Homeland Security
Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 03:31 PM by LSK
:popcorn:
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