"Do Chinese people eat baby girls?" - Democratic Underground

IsIt1984Yet

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Fri Apr-07-06 08:08 AM
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"Do Chinese people eat baby girls?"

This is the question that my 15 year-old asked me on the way to school this morning.

"WHAT!?!??" I asked. "No, of course they don't eat babies!!"

"I heard that they did." he replied.

"Where on EARTH did you hear such a thing?" I inquired.

"My geography teacher." he said.

"Oh my GOD, really?!!? REALLY?!?!" I asked.

"No, I'm kidding." he told me.

"JESUS CHRIST, you're lucky you told me that you were kidding, I was about to call the school!!"

This is how my kid messes with me. Aren't they fun? :eyes:

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Fleshdancer

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Fri Apr-07-06 08:12 AM
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1. rofl

your 15 yr old has a twisted sense of humor. I love it! :rofl:

BTW, I love your user name. :hi:

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IsIt1984Yet

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Fri Apr-07-06 08:15 AM
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2. I have NO clue where he got the "twisted sense of humor".

Nope, none at all.

Thanks! :hi:

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Schema Thing

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Tue Apr-11-06 09:05 PM
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3. ROFL, sheeeit! He has your number.

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Xipe Totec

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Tue Apr-11-06 09:11 PM
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4. My sister did it to my dad once

Edited on Tue Apr-11-06 09:13 PM by Xipe Totec

Told him a whole cockamamie story about being stopped for a traffic violation, arrested, and stripped searched...

.... "And then, daddy, I heard a voice saying:....

Dina! Wake up! It's time to go to school!!!

:silly:

Good thing she got to the punch line, because my dad was already reaching for the ammo box.

:scared:

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