Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to give birth without one single scream

Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 08:54 AM
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Tom Cruise wants Katie Holmes to give birth without one single scream

Who thinks the prick needs to have the shit beat out of him with a baseball bat?

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 08:58 AM
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1. Hrm.. Me!

I think that! :popcorn:

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ThomCat

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:02 AM
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2. It's been discussed on a bunch of threads.

I think it's the concensus that he's an insane little prick.

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:03 AM
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3. Yeah, that's right.

Ok discussion over.

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Fleshdancer

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:03 AM
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4. I've never wished kidney stones on anyone before

until now. May he be silent when they pass. :eyes:

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:05 AM
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5. Yeah, talk about poetic justice.

Dumb shit...

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tigereye

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:06 AM
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6. maybe she'll grab Cruise's beady little head while giving birth

Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 09:07 AM by tigereye

and crush it... ( think that is the meanest thing I have ever said here, but gawd....)

:wtf:

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:07 AM
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8. Or maybe she can grab his cheeks and tear

his dumb face off his head.

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DS1

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:07 AM
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7. If he can stand bedside, quietly, with a bowling ball up his ass

I'm all for it.

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sarge43

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:09 AM
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11. Or she could

grab his lower lip, pull it over the top of his pointy head and then tell him not to scream.

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LaurenG

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:10 AM
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12. I like your thinking

I had a similar thought on the last thread about this.

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Cannikin

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:08 AM
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9. She showed no emotion range in Batman Begins, why not child birth

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:09 AM
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10. You're right about that,

her performance did not do justice to the other actors.

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Mike Daniels

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:21 AM
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13. If memory serves, the producers had considered dumping her

Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 10:06 AM by Mike Daniels

and having another actress reshoot Holmes' scenes once the Cruise/Scientology crap started.

They did declare after all was said and done that Holmes would not be brought back for any sequels.

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:30 AM
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15. That is great news.

I'm very happy we won't have to cope with her annoyance in future Batman movies.

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Radio_Guy

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:26 AM
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14. Wrong use for a baseball bat

Give Cruise the baseball bat as a suppository. If he doesn't scream, then Katie shouldn't either. Otherwise...

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:31 AM
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16. Can we stick nails in the bat first?

:shrug:

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:32 AM
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17. Naw

He just needs to pull his upper lip over his forehead without a single scream.

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Mike Daniels

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:34 AM
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18. I bet the producers of MI-3 wish they could jam a sock in Cruise's mouth

Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 10:07 AM by Mike Daniels

You know, other artist's careers have self destructed over behavior that was infinitely less-bizarro than that which Cruise is demonstrating at present.

I'll be interested in seeing how MI-3 performs and if it falls under expecations I'm wondering how much blame will be placed on Cruise's mouth running non-stop.

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:35 AM
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19. Well, I know that I for one am not going to see the movie

just because Cruise's behavior is fucking annoying me. That might be a silly reason not to see a movie, but his face just reminds me of that all the time.

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Heidi

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:38 AM
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20. Everybody wants _something_.

But like my mama always said, "Wantin' isn't always gettin'."

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bridgit

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:52 AM
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21. there is a way to do it, a Scandinavian method i'd seen a clip on...

where a woman leans into the corner of the birthing room, squat down on her haunches onto a birthing table, with some handle straps above her head; it was amazing and it made me cry (i had to have a c-section so i'm out of the loop), Buddha was said to have been birthed in a similar fashion, his mother grasping hold of the branch of a tree that lower for her needs as she was birthing...

so it's not like it never, or could not happen :shrug:

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fortyfeetunder

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Fri Apr-07-06 09:55 AM
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22. Interesting concept

I bet they were screaming almost nine months ago -- or is screaming not allowed then?

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izzybeans

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Fri Apr-07-06 10:08 AM
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23. I'd like to see him not scream when Katie finally shoves that melon

up his ass.

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Bassic

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Fri Apr-07-06 10:30 AM
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24. I've got it, I know what to do!

Let's tell Chuck Norris that Cruise said he was a sissy and let 'im loose!

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NMMNG

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Fri Apr-07-06 11:46 PM
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25. How about she squeeze his groin while she gives birth,

and expect him to remain completely silent? :shrug:

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Deja Q

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Fri Apr-07-06 11:55 PM
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26. They're celebrities.

Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 11:55 PM by HypnoToad

Why give them the time of day?

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Digit

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Sat Apr-08-06 12:00 AM
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27. All I know is that I boycott his movies

I can no longer look at him.

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Sat Apr-08-06 12:37 AM
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