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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:13 AM
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My eyeball is itchy
Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 10:17 AM by johnnie
And scratching it is risky. Sometimes eyeballs suck....
Who's with me people?

On edit: I posted this in GD..LOL. Thanks mods :hi:
I guess I couldn't read well enough.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:24 AM
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1. If thine eye offends thee...
...well, you know.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:26 AM
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2. I've found that a shrimp fork works wonders for an itchy eyeball.
:D
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:34 AM
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5. I've heard rubbing in citric acid or juice from jalapeno peppers works too
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:27 AM
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3. Eyeballs are yummy
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:29 AM
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4. Extra veins, please!
:9
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:42 AM
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6. LOL!
Heidi bought those once for the kids. The youngest niece was so fascinated with it, she refused to eat it but kept it in her pocket to scare other people with it. ;)
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:56 AM
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8. A long time ago when I was a young nurse
one of my patients in the hospital was an older gentleman with a glass eye. In the boredom of being confined to the hospial he came up with a funny form of entertainment. He'd put the eye under his bed, then when a nurse came in he'd ask if she could look under the bed, as he thought he had dropped something. It was weird to see an eyeball "looking back at you", then picking it up, taking it to a sink to wash it, and setting it on his table.
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 11:09 AM
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11. Escaping his boredom I can understand,
but I think you can play these jokes just a few times before everyone knows about it. Funny story! ;)
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 11:40 AM
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14. Bite Down On The Lens... And It Feel Like Biting Into A Gummy Bear.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 10:52 AM
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7. Mine too.
Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 10:54 AM by XNASA
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 11:42 AM
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15. That's groovy man
Just groovy.
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 11:01 AM
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9. I understand that there are very specific reasons why
this happens, but it might get this thread locked!

:evilgrin:
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marzipanni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 11:03 AM
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10. Uh-oh. Is it getting pink and bloodshot, too?
If so, you should have it checked for pinkeye (conjunctivitis)
Put a warm, wet teabag on it - increasing the blood circulation can help.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 11:36 AM
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12. I hope not
It doesn't look bad. It is the eye that I tore my cornea when I was 30. I went to shoot someone with a rubberband and it snapped and hit me in the eye. x(
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 11:38 AM
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13. Scratch you're eye tooth!
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