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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 12:12 PM
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What would you do if you were a Rabbi?

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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 12:26 PM
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1. Teach.
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 12:30 PM
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2. Beat kids
If I didn't have a happy childhood why should they.
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 12:35 PM
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3. Chew lettuce and fuck.
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long_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 01:56 PM
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10. We have a winner.
lol
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:02 PM
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11. Indeed.
:applause:
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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:35 PM
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15. Sorry I cannot accept the winners award.

I don't fuck ducks.
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rockymountaindem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 12:39 PM
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4. Probably a whole bunch of cool things
But the one thing I would be sure to do was lead the service with regular old melodies and chants throught the *whole* thing, not mix it up at the end by singing ein keloheinu or adon olam to the latest pop jam.

They do that at my Synagogue, and the Cantor always looks confused when suddenly nobody knows how to sing along anymore.
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 01:42 PM
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5. Fist-fight Pat Robertson
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 01:48 PM
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7. Fuck him with a menorah
The branchy end, not the base
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everythingsxen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 01:49 PM
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9. Nice
I like the way you think. :evilgrin:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 01:47 PM
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6. Wear my yamaha
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:11 PM
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14. Drink my gin and tonic-ah
and smoke my marijuni-cah! :P
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 01:48 PM
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8. I guess I would have those little curly ringlets!
:shrug:

What are those for anyway?
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:08 PM
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12. Its from the Torah, one of the laws
prohibits men from cutting the hair on the corners of their head. Only the ultra-orthodox still do it.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:09 PM
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13. Ahhh, okay! I have really only seen it on TV and in movies!
And those curls are connected to a hat they wear! :shrug: I've always wondered what it meant! Now I know! :)
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:38 PM
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16. Kibitz
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