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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:03 PM
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Poll question: who would win this fight?
Chuck Norris



Jack Bauer
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:03 PM
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1. Chuck Norris punched his way out of his mother's womb.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 02:05 PM
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2. The sperm that became Jack Bauer
Strangled all the 2 million other sperm with their own flagellae.
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 04:06 PM
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3. No contest. Jack Bauer.
He cuts peoples heads off. Nobody's as tough as Jack!
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 04:15 PM
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4. Bill Brasky!
Bill Brasky has a collection of Chuck Norris' old muscle shirts. He uses them to wash his car!

To Bill Brasky! :toast: :toast:
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 04:20 PM
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5. I'm afraid to answer. One of them might reach right through my monitor
and strangle me for deigning to have an opinion.
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 04:23 PM
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6. Jack.
Sometimes I find myself confessing things to the TV when he interrogates people.

Jack (to suspect): WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Me (to TV): OMG OMG I'M SO SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO EAT THE LAST PIECE OF CAKE!
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-07-06 04:36 PM
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7. Chuck Norris
President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
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