The future spawn of La Cruise.

OK, I know NOTHING about pregnancy. But does La Katie's belly look ...... um ... how should I put this ... FAKE ????

...She's going to give birth to the resurrected, 45 year old L. Ron Hubbard.

Look at her legs. They look like little anorexic twig starlet legs, not the legs of a 9 months pregnant lady. And the dates have never matched up - I saw a pic of her from last October that made her look almost as big as she is here, but according to the official line, she was only 3 months along (should have been barely showing).

Something about this whole thing makes my BS detector go off in a big way. I wonder if they are adopting or something but trying to keep it secret for some reason?

He is prolly trying to show the world that scientology made him verile and fertile. :eyes:

:wtf:

...but you can't possible think that a scientologist would try to deceive anyone, can you?

Part lizard. No pregnant woman I know, knew, or have been looked like that. It looks like a TV pregant woman...basketball.

Basketball Tom, I got a Basketball Tom
Got a Basketball Tom, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo
Yes, I am the victim of Basketball Tom
Ever since I was a little girl, He'd always been diddlin'
In fac', he had de littlest diddler in the whole neighborhood
Then one day, my Tom bought me a basketball
And I loved that basketball
I took that basketball with me everywhere I went
That basketball was like a baby to me
I even put that basketball underneath my blouse
Maybe that's why I can't sleep at night
I need help, ladies and gentlemens
I need someone to stand beside me

http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/s/spacejamlyrics/basketballjoneslyrics.html

unless that kid is standing up full length perpendicular to her..

wow.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/katie-holmes/katie-holmes-anatomy-of-a-fake-pregnancy-165400.php

America's most suspicious expectant mother displayed all the classic indicators of an imminent fake delivery--skinny limbs, a face free of late third-trimester puffiness, and, most tellingly, a mid-sized beach ball inflated to the maximum pressure allowable by any respectable member of the National Board of Ersatz Obstetrics and Gynecology.

...under her shirt to make people think she was pregnant with his child -- since he didn't want people to know he wasn't able to spawn.

:o :scared:

Do scientologists breastfeed, or has she managed to escape producing milk too?

when the Doc comes in with a needle and pops her balloon

Nice sig. ;)

absolutely no way that that girl is pregnant. Look at her hands. My fingers are so swollen that I can't wear my wedding ring.

I call bullshit!

someone in "a delicate condition".

Why aren't her boobs bigger too?

like that. Never. Her stomach looks like a ledge, jutting straight out from her body. It just doesn't work that way.