A fascist, an evangelical, and a criminal walk into a bar...

GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:24 PM
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A fascist, an evangelical, and a criminal walk into a bar...

The bartender says, "Hello Mr President."

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DS1

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:24 PM
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1. awesome

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:52 PM
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4. Is that Medusa in your sig line?

Cool pic!

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Squeech

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Fri Apr-07-06 07:11 PM
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21. H.R. Giger

He did a bunch of seriously twisted art, including the cover of ELP's Brain Salad Surgery, the inner fold of a Dead Kennedys album (over which they got sued for obscenity and won the case, but they had to fork over so much money to defend themselves that they had to disband), and the sets for the film version of Dune. Whenever he does a female figure, like this, it tends to resemble an old girlfriend of his who killed herself. I don't think it's Medusa specifically, just some random succubus-cyborg. He's really big into biomechanical creatures (which I suspect was what ELP saw in him-- he should've done the Tarkus artwork).

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Sat Apr-08-06 12:32 AM
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23. Thanks!

I'll have to check it out!

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:41 PM
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2. That's great!

:rofl:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:53 PM
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5. Thanks! I can't take credit...

The elder SonOfGoG told it to me. :toast:

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Wapsie B

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:49 PM
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3. Good one!

:rofl:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:54 PM
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6. Cheers!

:toast:

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johnnie

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Fri Apr-07-06 04:55 PM
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7. LOL

That made me laugh. Thanks.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:05 PM
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8. Any time!

:toast:

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Debi

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:08 PM
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9. .....where's your Dick? hehehe n/t

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:15 PM
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10. bwahaha!

:rofl:

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Debi

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:15 PM
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11. Happy Friday!!! Great joke btw!!

:hi: :bounce: :hi: :bounce:

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:17 PM
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12. It's no Brazilian joke, but it made me chuckle.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:30 PM
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13. Brazilian joke? What's that?

:evilgrin:

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ghostsofgiants

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:34 PM
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15. I'm sure Call Me Wesley could tell you.

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DanCa

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:33 PM
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14. Lol

I was going to say isn't that three of the same thing?

What do you call a republican with a sheep under his arm? A playboy:D Okay mine was an old joke.

:rofl:

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:48 PM
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17. I never heard that one before...

:rofl:

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CottonBear

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:39 PM
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16. LOL! OK. I have a funny picture for you: It's explosive:

Feel free to copy this picture but please don't hotlink to my photobucket account! :)

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Apr-07-06 05:50 PM
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18. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Edited on Fri Apr-07-06 05:50 PM by GoddessOfGuinness

What a tweet widdle puddy! :nuke:

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havocmom

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Fri Apr-07-06 06:16 PM
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19. Primo!

:thumbsup:

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VOX

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Fri Apr-07-06 07:06 PM
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20. Ya got me, GOG!

:rofl: Thanks for the Friday afternoon laugh! :rofl:

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philosophie_en_rose

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Fri Apr-07-06 08:29 PM
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22. ha!

:rofl:

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