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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:45 PM
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Kill the pig! Bash her head! CAPTION this!


Karl: "Ralph, my specs! They took my specs! Give 'em back, Jack!"

Dubya: "Sucks to your glasses! We need them to start a signal fire."

Karl: "But I can't see! Ralph, tell him to give me my glasses back!"

Andy: "It's okay, Piggy. You'll get them back, we just need to start the fire."

Okay, so my first thought was how much this reminded me of "Lord of the Flies" by William Golding.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:49 PM
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1. W. is saying to Rove: "I don't care I don't care I don't
Edited on Mon Jul-28-03 02:50 PM by skip fox
CARE. You said I could spend more time at Crawford, and besides,
I'm getting tired of this HONORARY neo-con business. If Andy and Libbly
and Dick and Paul and Don can be real neo-cons, why the f*ck can't I,
dammit! You're not going to be buying me off with candy no more, no siree!
And if you don't start to treat me right, I'm going over there and tell the
press what you're doing in Iraq and stuff. You just try me, fatboy!"
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:57 PM
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7. ROFLMAO!
Candy!

:toast:
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:52 PM
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2. Gee, Fenris, where are you between postings?????
Hell, I'm working up a theory that you're in the Company and have been
on assignment someplace hot. (Am I close?)
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:56 PM
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5. Yes. Houston.
Working downtown. Long commute. Little time.

:( If Only I had more time for captions!
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:48 PM
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14. Jesus! Drove thru last week
with an 18' U-Haul following my daughter (who was driving my car),
moving her from Temple to Lake Charles. Well, DC, Boston,
and Altanta seem to be worse traffic-wise, but not by much.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:52 PM
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16. Temple to Lake Charles??
Isn't that like being punished for the same crime twice? ;-)
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:56 PM
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17. YOU BET!!!
Wringing wet both loading the truck and unloading. (And me at 56 years old!)

But what can I say? Hell, I live in Lafayette. (Wonder what I did wrong in past life?)
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:54 PM
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3. Karl! That guy said something mean about me....
get one of those lapdaog lib'ral media types to call him names and smear his name.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:55 PM
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4. Card:"Mr.President this is no time for you guys to play 'Lewis and Clark'"
I told you guys to only do that in private.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:56 PM
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6. Look! Liberals! Behind that tree!!! Get 'em!!!
Andy: Karl...he's seeing things again - maybe it's time to decrease the dosage.
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liberalpress Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 02:57 PM
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8. DimSon says..
.. then Mommy gave me my ballerina slippers and I whirled around like this...
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MrMonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:06 PM
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9. "How 'bout over there? Can we have the buck stop over there?"
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:07 PM
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10. .
Ha very funny.
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:49 PM
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15. Yeah, good 'un
:toast:
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Eat_The_Rich Donating Member (106 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:11 PM
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11. Caption this!
But I want to fly the helecoptor! I landed that jet on the aircraft carrier, didn't I?
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bushisanidiot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:29 PM
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12. "..and over here is where we put the new FERRIS wheel!"
rove - "<sucking up to the boy king> Wow! Gee, boss! This is better than Jacko's place!"

card - "<whispers> idiot."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 03:42 PM
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13. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick:
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SpaceCatMeetsMars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 04:44 PM
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18. "Lookee Karl! It's the ice cream truck! Am I allowed
ta have desserts now that the war is over and I don't have to show the Merkin people how disciplined I am?"

(A charming little gaggle of chickenhawks, aren't they?)
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 04:57 PM
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19. Hurry, quick, the Liberals are coming, the Liberals are coming..
.
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