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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:11 PM
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Why does shrub want to go to the moon?
Seems to me there might be several reasons for it if you are shrub:


1. A new "undisclosed location" for Unca Dick.

2. A place to put the twins during the re-election campaign.

3. Great spot for Osama and Saddam to wait to get caught.

4. A really nifty spot to rendezvous with Tony Blair that doesn't have any old rose gardens to mess with.

5. A "Free Speech Zone to die for.

6. Looking for Weapons of Mass Destruction.

There have GOT to be more reasons--let's hear 'em!
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neebob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:13 PM
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1. Like I said earlier
They need a place they and their kids can go to propagate the race of sociopathic, money-grubbing war chimps in case the Nuke American Century gets out of hand.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:16 PM
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2. Halliburton plans to mine green cheese on the Moon
A planned family reunion of the Moon Monkey clan

The Earth's gravity is wrecking havoc on Shrubby's brain

No Democrats up there to expose his lies

He likes the view of a planet he thinks he owns

Mo money, mo money, mo money
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GregorStocks Donating Member (165 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:18 PM
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3. If he has a new country...
he doesn't need to go to the trouble of repealing those annoying "free speech" laws. (You know he wants to!)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:38 PM
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4. for the same reason he wants to go anywhere
to exploit it
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JackSwift Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:38 PM
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5. "Free Speech Zone" to die for
this guy is afraid of his own shadow.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:39 PM
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6. Destroying the Ozone is taking too long
:crazy:
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 08:52 PM
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7. He thinks it's made of chees
He's gonna use it on his pretzels.
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dogman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 09:13 PM
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8. It' the cool costume
Dressed as Bush Lightyear "Insanity and beyond".
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 09:25 PM
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9. Gonna cover it with a huge mylar banner: bush* 04
and after the Diebold machines count {{ah-hemm}} the votes, he's gonna rent it out as a giant bilboard to the highest bidder.

The dark side is where Chicken-Hawk Dick's hide out will be. We do not have any extradition arrangements with the moon Also the new 'in' place for Corporations to place their P.O. Box, tax evading "headquarters".
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Zorro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 09:44 PM
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10. He thought it would get him high
Or perhaps because of his state of mind in the 60s, he didn't hear it's been done before.
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ldoolin Donating Member (642 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 09:56 PM
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11. 'Cause
Cuz he's a space cadet? :)
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Darth_Ole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-06-03 10:01 PM
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12. He heard a rumor there's oil there!
What else?
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