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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 10:53 PM
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Uncle Zomby's 3 Wishes Thread
Edited on Wed Apr-12-06 11:00 PM by ZombyWoof
I will grant you three wishes.*

Use them wisely, kids!



* - Void where prohibited by law. Some restrictions apply. Not recommended in 32 states and the Republic of Cameroon. 2 out of 3 wishes cannot involve dental work, regularity, or mayonnaise jars. Cash redemption value 1/20th of a cent. Ask your server. No substitutes allowed. Nuff said!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 10:54 PM
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1. 1. Three more wishes
2. Three more wishes
3. Three more wishes

}(
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 10:57 PM
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2. 1. Post a picture of yourself.

2. Create a fat free brownie that doesn't disappoint in the flavor department.

3. Write the worlds greatest rock song.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:03 PM
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4. *waves wand*
1.

2. I did. I ate the prototype, and then accidentally burned the recipe. :evilfrown:

3. I did, but it was stolen by Bob Dylan in a fit of jealousy. :P
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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:06 PM
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10. 1. Soo... now i know you need a hair-trimmer for Christmas.
2. Yeah, once I did the same thing: I made this really good lemonade that only had a few calories, wasn't too sweet or too sour, and it was great... Until I left the paper out on the desk and it blew away....

3. And that song was...?
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:13 PM
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12. "Dry Booger Blues"
It's so obscure, that even he doesn't remember recording it.

But damn, it is the greatest song EVER. :D
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:02 PM
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3. 1. I shall never kill a thread ever again
2. My house will clean itself from now on with absolutely no assistance from moi.

3. My metabolism will confuse 1 minute of moderate to high activity as 10 minutes of moderate to high activity. :D
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:04 PM
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6. Swing #3 my way, will ya?
:D
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:11 PM
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11. hell yeah!
how cool would THAT be? A 3-4 minute workout everyday! :D

My hypothetical 4th wish is to be fluent in every living language...actually that would be my 1st wish and "no thread killing" would be my 4th but none if its coming true so whatever.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:14 PM
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13. Anti-thread killing wishes are tough
Mainly because they have a built-in immunity. x(
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:16 PM
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14. DAMN!
I totally wasted my wish! Herk ME! I'm working on 8,000 posts...I should know better by now. :cry:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:03 PM
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5. Ignored
Edited on Wed Apr-12-06 11:04 PM by jpgray
What the--*your* wish came true!
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:04 PM
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7. .
:wow:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:04 PM
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8. Not this time
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:05 PM
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9. :-)
Edited on Wed Apr-12-06 11:16 PM by jpgray
All in good fun. Well, sometimes in-ebriated fun.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:16 PM
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15. One vain wish and two more altruistic
1. Please remove the wrinkles from my forehead. I hate them.

2. Please end this money sucking war for oil.

3. Please allow for all that need, to have a safe place to live and plenty of healthy food to eat.
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Zookeeper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:28 PM
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16. At the risk of being totally corny...
1) Whirled peas (with a side of world peace).
2) Health and prosperity for all.

And one personal wish:

3) a cure for Type 1 Diabetes, NOW! (For my daughter and others)
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Susang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:31 PM
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17. Better not give me any
There's no way I could stop at three. }(
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dorktv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:33 PM
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18. um...
1. I would like long curly never tangled thick black hair, alabaster unblemished skin, emerald green eyes, and Marilyn Monroe's figure when she was in Playboy.

2. Ability to instantly transport myself and anyone I am holding onto anywhere I want to go.

3. 10 trillion dollars.
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saltpoint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-12-06 11:34 PM
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19. A nice treat for us, Zomby. Thank you. I wish:
-- to re-experience all the many times when my judgment was askew so that misbegotten moments could be righted;

-- to live within easy reach of unmitigated space -- a sea, a glen, etc.; and

-- to maintain my hearing for the duration of my life so that I will always have Chopin and James Taylor and Emmylou Harris and Duke Ellington in my head.
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Liberalynn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 09:49 AM
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20. Here are mine
Edited on Thu Apr-13-06 09:51 AM by Liberalynn
1. Unlimited Magical Powers, so I can grant my own wishes in the future.
2. Julian Mcmahon
3. Democrats rule the World.

Please and thank you in advance for your response. :hug:
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:32 PM
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22. Me too
#1) I wish my secret DU crush would join me in both spiritual and fleshly communion, frequently.

#2) I wish the electorate would wake up, vote all these poltroons and charlatans and outright criminals out of power, and elect some intelligent policy wonks who would restore and expand upon the prosperity of the Clinton years.

#3) I wish DUers would READ MY @#$%!!! POSTS before posting redundant information, often in less interesting form.
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