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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 12:55 PM
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I'm bored. Play with me.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 12:56 PM
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1. OK!
:bounce:

Umm...whaddaya wanna play? :shrug:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 12:57 PM
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2. That game with the ball that swings around a pole on a rope.
I've never played it.
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 12:58 PM
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3. That ball had a confrontation with a certain potion of my anatomy once.
The larger ball won. x(
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:00 PM
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4. Tetherball!
That's what it's called! I couldn't play it when I was growing up, because tetherball was "for the dorks." Now I feel that I've missed out. Damn society and their unreasonable social constructs!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:03 PM
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7. Damn you, tetherball! Damn yooooooou!
x(
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:04 PM
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10. Well, you only need one that works, right?
Just make sure you don't get hit on the other side.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:05 PM
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12. You mean they're like kidneys?
Can you donate a nad? Does anybody ever do that?

"Poor little Jimmy. He needs a nad transplant."
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:09 PM
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22. I doubt it. If that were the case, somebody would've given Bush and co.
a pair by now.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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26. Unfortunately that's just a figure of speech
Bush's nads seem to work well enough, as evidenced by the existence of the terrible twins. :(
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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13. Well, they still work,
but there was a rip in the space-time continuum that day.

Every time an innocent man gets hit the balls, God kills a kitten.

:cry:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:03 PM
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8. Everybody gets a swingball in the nads some time
it's like a rite of passage. For boys, anyway. :rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:05 PM
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11. Well, I fell on my bike in a bad way, once.
But I still had a bunch of kidlets, so I guess it's ok.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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14. Well duh
your nads are safely protected inside, silly! Not swinging precariously where any rogue swingball/crossbar/whatever can clobber 'em. :rofl:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:07 PM
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17. The male anatomy is a pretty good argument against intelligent design,
isn't it? x(
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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21. Fugly too
I hate it when I go somewhere with a big mirror in the bathroom, it's like, OH MAN!! x(
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Evoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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25. Speak for yourself
Mine is so perfect, english scientists use it to calibrate their instruments.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:11 PM
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29. Now that's a picture I don't wanna imagine
:scared:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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28. Yeah, I mean, if you saw something like that stuck on a tree,
you'd just think...naaaaah...

It's like there was an extra bit that nature didn't know what to do with. x(
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:12 PM
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31. Yeah- they aren't all too aesthetically appealing.
But they have their uses, right? ;)
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:15 PM
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34. I guess all consideration was given to function
and none to form. :)
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:28 PM
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38. Men are all about fuctionality over aesthetics.
Substance over style, right? ;)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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19. Yeah- but there's always the psychological aspect.
It was borderline traumatic.:P
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:06 PM
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15. As I said above,
every time and innocent man gets hit in the balls, God kills a kitten. :cry:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:02 PM
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6. You never played tetherball?
That's so sad. :cry:

I was the third-best tetherball player at Fremont School. Only Randy Upchurch and a chick whose name I forget could beat me.

"ROPES!"
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:03 PM
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9. Never.
But "appropriate adult social behavior" be damned! I'm gonna learn!
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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18. Some rules
as I remember 'em.

No ropes. No holds. No bouncies.

O' course, you gotta stay in the circle, and you can't cross the line.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:09 PM
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23. And aim for your opponent's weak spot
i.e., his nads. :evilgrin:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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24. Does a "bouncie" occur if I fail to wear a sports bra?
Or is that something entirely different?:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:16 PM
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35. I dunno
I was in fourth grade when I was a tetherball stud. Breasts were never an issue. :shrug:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:02 PM
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5. Oh boo fucking hoo. Or Konichi-waaaaaah if you will
:cry:

I'll try to keep an open mind though. You can probably feel the breeze from it as I type.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:07 PM
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16. You have a heart of stone. stone. Possibly mica; flaky and fragile,
but more likely something akin to what peppers my parent's driveway; dirty, misshapen, and unpleasant to bite.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:08 PM
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20. No schist. But that wasn't a very gneiss thing to say.
I'd have to say I am a truly compassionate soul. I'd have to say, because no one else would.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:11 PM
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30. Agate ya'. I really do.
I think you'd gypsum poor fool for a quartzer, I do.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:18 PM
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36. "Gypsum?" Never expected to hear such a racist sediment from you
A miner fault for the sake of sarchasm, I suppose.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:23 PM
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37. You're back?! I thought you were fell'd, sparring.
I see my minions failed. I guess you were boulder than I thought.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:29 PM
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40. Enough--bite your tongue
Better yet, let me do it. :rofl:

I have to meet someone for lunch, and then go to work. Geology can be fun. :patriot:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:30 PM
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41. Have fun!
:toast:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:10 PM
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27. bored too
But stumped about ways we could entertain each other
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:13 PM
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32. Pantomime!
Oh, wait..
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:14 PM
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33. would only work if we had webcams which I don't
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:29 PM
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39. You could do smiley pantomime!
:bounce:
:rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:41 PM
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42. but but

I want to go out and play on my trike.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:42 PM
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43. I have a new bike!
I'll race ya!:bounce:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:46 PM
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44. cool

except mine is gas powered

Will the race be fair?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:47 PM
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46. Ummmm...no!
I can't pedal that fast! Not even for a cookie dough blizzard.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:52 PM
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52. I'm waiting for a V-Rod to recharge its battery or we'd be gone now.

I have new highway pegs! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5019192&mesg_id=5019192
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:56 PM
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54. Oh fun!
It's a beautiful day to be out on the highway, here- I'm guessing it must be where you are, too! What a great way to spend an afternoon.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:59 PM
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55. 73.2°

Hudson Valley, New York
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atomic-fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:47 PM
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45. I'll race ya!
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:48 PM
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47. Do you have DUI plates on that thing?
:rofl:
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atomic-fly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:48 PM
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48. i like to drink and ride
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:52 PM
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51. I used to do that
Til I got in an argument with the sidewalk and lost
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:49 PM
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49. Red Rover Red Rover, let LaraMN come over!
run Lara run!!!! :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:51 PM
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50. Fuck! Shell Beau tripped me!
She LOOKS nice, but underneath it, she's a competitive maniac! :scared:
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 01:54 PM
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53. Damn it Shell beau! 5 minute time out for you missy.
I swear, that girl is nothing but trouble during recess.
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-13-06 02:07 PM
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56. Scrabble? Twister?


But jeez...put another shirt on, willya? You could put someone's eye out with those things...



:P
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