Havin fun wit da Shizzolator. Know what I'm sayin? (extreme language)

Go to asksnoop.com and enter an URL and Snoop will shizzolate. This is what it did to bartcop.com volume 1122:

The Lying Administration
I gots some mail from da DNC

In recent weeks, America has learned that President Big Baby Bush's statement in tha dude's State of da Union address that "Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa" wuz based on false intelligence n' shit.

But President Big Baby Bush has refused take responsibility fo' da statement tha dude made n' shit. Instead, tha dude has pointed fingers 'n placed blame in every direction but back at himself n' shit.

Apparently, Big Baby Bush can't take responsibility fo' da words that come out of tha dude's own mouth." Just look at da following exchange between a reporter 'n White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan:

Reporter: I'm asking da question, is responsibility fo' what wuz in da President's own State of da Union ultimately wit da President, or wit somebody else?

Scott McClellan: This has been discussed n' shit.

Reporter: So yo' ass won't be like that da President is responsible fo' tha dude's own State of da Union speech?

McClellan: It's been addressed, know what I'm sayin'?

Reporter: n' shit. ..Isn't da President responsible fo' da words that come out of tha dude's own mouth?

McClellan: We've already acknowledged that that shiznit should not has been included in there, know what I'm sayin'? I think that da American muthas appreciate that recognition."

Why can't we get straight answers out of this White House? Why does President Big Baby Bush keep trying pass da buck instead of taking responsibility fo' a speech that -- according da White House -- tha dude reviewed closely?

Hey DNC, I has a bomb diggity idea - why not has some of those Democrats yo' ass're shilling fo' speak up?

Have yo' ass thought 'bout that?