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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 07:09 PM
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Poll question: Wouldn't it be great to date a massage therapist?
Edited on Sat Apr-15-06 07:14 PM by eyepaddle
I mean, c'mon--that'd be freakin' awesome
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 07:11 PM
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1. damn gay!
:woohoo:

Oh yeah!

:rofl:
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 07:13 PM
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2. LOL--as long as you agree on the therapist
part! :D

I've gone bonkers paddling (four days in row) and I'm SORE! The good, happy ache, but aching nonetheless.
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eyepaddle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 07:46 PM
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3. That's it--just two of you!?!?
:taps foot expectantly:
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Monkey see Monkey Do Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 08:26 PM
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4. You need to watch your Seinfeld
ELAINE: Hey, did you get a massage yet?

JERRY: No! How many times do I have to go out with her before I get a massage?

ELAINE: Jerry, she gives massages all day. She doesn't wanna to give them on dates.

JERRY: Yeah I know... She just wants to have sex.

ELAINE: So what?

JERRY: Well it's like going to Idhao and eating carrots. I like carrots, but I'm in Idhao, I want a potato.

http://www.stanthecaddy.com/the-masseuse-script.html
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Babette Donating Member (810 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 10:01 PM
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5. Heck I married one!
I'm the only person he massages now though.

Love getting foot rubs as we watch tv, shoulder massages as we cuddle. We always have to be in physical contact with each other.

He knows all the spots to make me melt into a moaning puddle!
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-15-06 10:48 PM
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6. Hell no.
Just the thought of someone pushing and rubbing on my back and shoulders makes me tense. It doesn't feel good.

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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 12:10 AM
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7. I'd prefer to date a clarinet player
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