Bush jumps Shark.

A great white shark was viciously assaulted & mugged by President Bush yesterterday, White House officials reported. Donald Rumsfeld said the shark was an 'enemy combatant' and thus fair game. However, Dick Cheney seemed to be in a more reconcilatory mood, saying that he'd take the shark quail hunting.

Reports say that Bush was on an Aircraft Carrier when he suddenly leapt over the side, to wild applause that quickly dimmed when it was realised that he did not die.

Bush is reported to have mild hypothermia because the Ship's Captain kept on waiting till he got close, speeding off a little, stopping, waiting till he got close.......


The full article: http://www.madeupurl.com.au

Yep, I saw that headline in GD and couldn't resist the copycat.

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"How many is a brazillion?"

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