You know how a Texas divorce and a tornado are alike?

Somebody is going to lose a trailer.

:popcorn:

:P

:rofl:

1) The Trailah's phaid fuh
2) She ain't muy sistah
3) I was only Helpin' that goat ovah tha fence

:rofl:


Sounds Like Arkansas.

Maine was where I think all of these jokes started from:

How'd ya know the tooth-brush was invented in Maine?

Cuz if it was invented anywhere else it would be called the teeth-brush

It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book
about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco,
and started working east from there. He went to a very large church and
began taking photographs, etc. He spots a golden telephone on a
wall and is intrigued with a sign which reads "$10,000 a minute."
Seeking out the pastor he asks about the phone and the sign. The
pastor answers that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to
Heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to God.
He thanks the pastor and continues on his way. As he continues
to visit churches in Seattle, Boise, Minneapolis, Chicago, Milwaukee,
New York, Atlanta, and on around the United States, he finds more phones,
with the same sign, and the same answer from each pastor. Finally, he arrives
in Maine. Upon entering a church in Portland, low and behold, he sees the
usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign reads "Calls: 25 cents."
Fascinated, he requests to talk to the pastor. "Reverend, I have been
in cities all across the country and in each church I found this golden
telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven and
that I could talk to God, but, in the other churches the cost was
$10,000 a minute. Your sign reads 25 cents a call. Why?"

The pastor, smiling benignly, replies, "Oh, my son, that's very
easy to explain. You see, you're now in Maine and, of course,
it's a local call from here."