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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:33 PM
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Isn't EXXON Chairman Lee Raymond One Sexy Beast?


Mmm, yummy.

How much money would it take for you to do him? Keep in mind, he's worth like half a billion dollars.
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Waya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:34 PM
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1. Sexy Beast?
...if ya like maggots, maybe.....Yuck...there ain't enough money in the world for me to 'do him'........
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:38 PM
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2. If anyone says they'd accept any amount of money to do that...
I will lose faith in society forever. x(
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Alleycat Donating Member (992 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:38 PM
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3. You have the beast part right!
SEXY -not so sure
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converted_democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:39 PM
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4. "How much money would it take for you to do him?"
There isn't enough money on Earth.. Now if I could have something along the lines of assuring * is impeached and put in jail, end world hunger, or cure cancer and every other known disease out there for my trouble, I might be persuaded to take one for the team..
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:43 PM
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5. You are a truly good person.
nt
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:45 PM
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6. That's one steep price to pay.
Yikes. :scared:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:55 PM
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7. If he has a half billion, why do his teeth look like shit?
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:00 PM
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11. and why no liposuction of the saggy face?
One would think that having the time and money he has to havem he would have at least looked in the mirror and said.."ykkkkkk, now where did I put that plastic surgeon's number?..and the cosmetic dentist's number?".. He should ask Norm Coleman for the dentist's number.. He could get some dental chiclets too:)...(maybe he could pay Normie's dental bills while he's at it)
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:05 PM
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14. LOL, no kidding.
I'm a smoker, but my teeth don't look anything like that. I also make in a year what Raymond makes in an hour, but I look like I'm in better health than him.
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:56 PM
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8. Jabba the Hut
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:57 PM
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9. Reminds me of the "elephant man"
Edited on Sun Apr-16-06 06:57 PM by SoCalDem
but then his party's mascot is an elephant, and he HAS elephant-sized greed, so I guess he IS the new elephant man:)

If I only had to do it once, and there was a bag over his face, and I got the money in cash, and I was very drunk... well....nah.. not even then :)
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 06:58 PM
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10. I hope he spends some of his half-billion on some cosmetic surgery!
WTF is wrong with his neck? :puke:
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:01 PM
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12. Too much chocolate mousse & lobster w/ drawn butter
and pie, and ice cream, and taters :)
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:05 PM
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13. All washed down with more drawn butter, of course.
I'm not the superficial type, but when your neck starts to obscure your necktie . . . then something is wrong. Damn.
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:07 PM
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15. "GET IN MAH BELLY!!"
And all this time I thought Mike Myers was playing Fat Bastard.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:07 PM
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16. Where are the PC nuts who freak out about posts like this?
I'm dissapointed.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:16 PM
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17. He ate them.
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ChavezSpeakstheTruth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:29 PM
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19. that's what I thought.
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:35 PM
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21. HR Giger...
nice.
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da_chimperor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:16 PM
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18. Would you like some drawn butter as well?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-16-06 07:31 PM
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20. he has more chins than Jabba the Hutt
but I guess he can afford them
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