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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:22 PM
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Gentlemen: the DU Uppity Women Men's Auxilliary needs you!
All you need to join is outdoor plumbing and respect for Uppity Women on DU and everyplace else.

Please sign in if you would like to join.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:23 PM
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1. Does pissing on a tree count?
:-)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:23 PM
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2. Yo!
Do I get a keen tee-shirt or anything?
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:24 PM
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3. Already signed, checking in!
:):):):):):):):)
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:27 PM
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4. Will you make cookies if I join?
Uppity women still make cookies, right?
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:29 PM
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5. This uppity woman makes lots of cookies
However the current capacity of my vegan baked goods supply is somewhat below demand.

I'd be happy to hook you up with a recipe though, as auxilliary gents ought to be proficient in the kitchen.
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:32 PM
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6. Oh, I'm proficient.


I just like women to wait on me with trays of cookies.

:hide:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:33 PM
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7. Thank you for applying
Edited on Wed Apr-19-06 08:33 PM by LeftyMom
You will recieve your form letter from the membership committee in six to eight weeks. :evilgrin:
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:34 PM
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8. Thanks.
In the meantime, let me just say that women are pretty cool.
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Ramsey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:57 PM
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20. I'm better at tiramisu
Will that do?
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_testify_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 10:00 PM
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21. I love Tiramisu
I used to work in a gourmet Italian catering place making fresh pasta and we had an awesome Haitian chef named Pierre who didn't speak a lick of English.

But he let me go to town on the leftover Tiramisu :)
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jukes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:34 PM
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9. reporting for duty
ma'am!
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:39 PM
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10. You're there, jukes.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5050794&mesg_id=5050794

:hi:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:40 PM
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11. I'm signing up harleydad.
I don't think he'll mind. :D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 08:40 PM
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12. Outdoor plumbing? Aww, crap!
I live downtown! Outdoor plumbing means taking a crap in a dumpster! x(
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:02 PM
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13. Is that a yes?
:bounce:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:03 PM
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14. Well, if you'll take me even if I refuse to pee in an ashtray,
then yes! :D :bounce:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:11 PM
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16. Definitely!
I can't edit my thread anymore, but I'll add you to the list and re-post it. :D Welcome! :hi:
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entanglement Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:11 PM
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15. ...
:hi:
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:14 PM
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17. I dunno. They didn't list my favorite Uppity Woman
Juana La Loca - Queen of Spain, carried her husband's mummified corpse with her as a memento.

Heck they don't even list Joan of Ark. Whassup wi dat?

I like uppity women... Check that, I LOVE uppity women.

But, hey, you gotta have the big ones too, not just the recent additions....

:evilgrin:
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AirmensMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:19 PM
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19. Are they members of DU?
:shrug:

Are you just being uppity so you'll pass the initiation test? You passed! You'll be added to the list.

:bounce:
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dpbrown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-19-06 09:15 PM
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18. I'm union fitted, ma'am


So sign me and my plumbing up!




I hear that well-behaved women rarely make history...


:D
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 10:30 AM
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22. Reporting for duty.
Sorry I'm late.

I was in the kitchen baking cookies.
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