ROFL This is pretty good, I will have to try it sometime.

The phone rang as I was sitting down to my anticipated evening meal,
and as I answered it I was greeted with "Is this Karl ??????". Not
sounding anything like my name, I asked who is calling? The
telemarketer said he was with The Rubber Band Powered Freezer company
or something like that.

Then I asked him if he knew Karl personally and why was he calling
this number. I then said off to the side, "Get really good pictures of
the body and all the blood", then turned back to the phone and advised
the caller that he had entered a murder scene and must stay on the
line because we had already traced this call and he would be receiving
a summons to appear in the local courthouse to testify in this murder
case.

I then questioned the caller at great length as to his name, address,
phone num! ber at home, at work, who he worked for, how he knew the
dead guy and could he prove where he had been about one hour before he
made this call.

The telemarketer was getting very concerned and his answers were given
in a shaky voice. I then told him we had located his position and the
police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that
point I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away.

My wife asked me as I returned to our table why I had tears streaming
down my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen
minutes. My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, it was the
best meal in a long, long time.

i've seen variations of that before...but still funny