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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 05:40 PM
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Strange question: How do you want to die?


I'm a pilot at heart, I'd like to go in a small plane crash.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 05:41 PM
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1. Old age.
My favorite Maxwell Smart line... :D
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 05:43 PM
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2. Painlessly and quickly
but I doubt that'll happen...
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Scout Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:21 PM
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9. I'll second that. n/t
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azmouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 05:44 PM
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3. Do I have to decide now?
Or can I wait about 50 years? :shrug:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 05:45 PM
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4. Like my grandfather, peacefully and in my sleep...
Unlike the passengers in his car. :evilgrin:
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Coventina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:43 PM
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17. Careful with that joke.....it's an antique!
:evilgrin:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:45 PM
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18. Hahaha
:P
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 05:46 PM
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5. I want to control my death when the time is right.




I have no more fear of death than I do of falling asleep at night. What I really fear is life as an incapacitated senior in an understaffed nursing home.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 05:47 PM
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6. Suffocated between a pair of voluptuous thighs.
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:06 PM
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23. I'll have to make sure my hubby goes that way *lol*
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:18 PM
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7. By ninja
:D
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:20 PM
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8. Of happiness
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:22 PM
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10. in my sleep...
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:23 PM
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11. I want to lie in an open field.
Just like Jim Morrison. :D
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:29 PM
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12. I would be assassinated in my second term of being President
of the USA (if I got to chose). At least I would get to rule the world!
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HiFructosePronSyrup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:31 PM
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13. Pulled out to sea by a marlin.
On waterskis.
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windy252 Donating Member (742 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:36 PM
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14. Wow
deja vu. I actually asked myself this question the other day. I still don't have a good answer. Hopefully not too painful, though.
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:38 PM
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15. sexual exhaustion at a perverts' convention
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:39 PM
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16. Flash-frozen and smashed into a million pieces with a sledgehammer.
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 06:40 PM by SofaKingLiberal
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:48 PM
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20. that actually sounds very cool
but then again, happy 4-20.
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:11 PM
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25. .
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:22 PM
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26. That's the greatest smilie I've ever seen
Edited on Thu Apr-20-06 07:22 PM by Capn Sunshine
:applause:
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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:47 PM
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19. In the saddle at my 110th birthday party with the stripper
I'm not greedy
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 06:58 PM
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21. in some way that does not invalidate my life insurance benefits
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:03 PM
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22. shut up and die like an aviator
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:06 PM
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24. Being gunned down in a hail of bullets while jumping my explosive-laden
chopper off a ramp into a massive tank of very explosive stuff, thus sacrificing my own sorry ass to create a tremendous blast that will delight the neighborhood children while also causing extensive property damage.
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:25 PM
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27. some way that leaves nothing left of me to bury/cremate
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:26 PM
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28. do not take this the wrong way
raptured
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:39 PM
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32. I know of only one way to interpret it.



Not sure if it is the "right" way or the "wrong" way. So what is the right way?


(Not trying to be snarky, just honestly do not understand and wish to learn. Thanks.)
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Nicole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:30 PM
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29. In my sleep
after a long, happy life.
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Ava Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:31 PM
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30. fast and painless
in my sleep
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:32 PM
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31. Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 95. n/t
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:40 PM
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33. Reasonably secure that my work in life is done. nt
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:45 PM
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34. If I don't get to live forever, then first be have the leftymom idea that
I am secure in knowing my life's work is done, and THEN fly 600,000 nukes into a large, earth threatening meteor. None of that sissy spaceship and attempted return BS - I want to be a kamikaze, but I'm not supposed to kill or damage humans, so a meteor is the next best thing.
meh.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-20-06 07:49 PM
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35. I'd like to die in my sleep
And...since I live on coffee and don't get much sleep at all...
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