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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:16 PM
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8000 Posts!!! Give me a dollar!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:17 PM
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1. WOO HOO!

Congrats on 8000! :toast:
:bounce: :hi:

Do you want that in pennies or nickels?? :shrug: :P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:18 PM
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5. Farthings, please.

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:21 PM
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12. Sorry I don't have any of those

to give you at the moment.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:26 PM
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23. North or South farthing?

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:27 PM
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25. West Farthing, please.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:28 PM
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West farthing is not an option.

So just forget about it, ok?

:P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:29 PM
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32. Well, can I at least get the Old Forest?

:shrug:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:30 PM
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38. No, and if you continue on like this I'm just giving the North Farthing

no ifs, ands, or buts about it!

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:32 PM
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41. Whose butt?

:shrug: :evilgrin:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:33 PM
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43. Alright.. no Farthing for you!

You get the upper left hand corner of Mirkwood and that's it!

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:34 PM
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45. Yeah, well, can I still have your butt?

:evilgrin:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:36 PM
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49. Everyone has an obsession with me butt!

All the girls at work grab it, and I've been snapped with towels more than once. Why does everyone love my butt? I must admit it is rather nice, but still! :crazy:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:40 PM
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57. New question..

What are you going to do with my butt? :o

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:42 PM
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59. It's mine now, so that's really none of your business.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:44 PM
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61. I never said it was yours.

I just asked what you would do with it.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:45 PM
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62. I appropriated it.

Wolf property laws #1: If I like it, it's mine. :evilgrin:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:46 PM
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63. Oh really?

Good to know. :evilgrin:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:58 PM
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77. Wolf Property Laws #10:

If it's broken, it's yours. You have been warned. :spank:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:18 PM
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2. No!

You'll just buy cheap booze and women. :o

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:18 PM
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4. Eew! Whatever I can get for a dollar, I don't want.

:scared:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:20 PM
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10. I was thinking more along the lines if you got a dollar from everyone

who posted in this thread.

So it would be more like 8 dollars. :P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:22 PM
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13. Good god, I can't even get a six of Newcastle with that.

:wtf: :P

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:23 PM
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15. So?

It's not like you any standards or anything.

:evilgrin:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:24 PM
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18. Excuse me?

Who's the one who threadjacks with anyone? :P

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:26 PM
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24. I threadjack because I'm friendly.

Unlike you. :evilgrin:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:28 PM
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30. Oh?

Then why do I threadjack? :shrug: :P

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:29 PM
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Because you're cantankerous?

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:34 PM
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47. Why would a cantankerous guy threadjack?

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:35 PM
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48. To feel loved?

:shrug:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:37 PM
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50. No, just to bring others down.

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LaurenG

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:18 PM
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3. Yay!!!

:bounce: :toast: :applause: :woohoo:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:19 PM
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7. Where's my dollar!

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Ariana Celeste

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:19 PM
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6. Right on dude.

I don't have a dollar. Will you take pennies and nickels?

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:19 PM
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8. As I told Will...

I want it in farthings. :P

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Ariana Celeste

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:21 PM
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11. Oh snap

That's not an option at the moment. Do you take Mastercard?

I *can* do that.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:24 PM
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16. Yes, give me your credit card number, address and SSN

and we'll get back to you as soon as possible. :P

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Ariana Celeste

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:28 PM
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29. Alright, I'm totally willing to do that.

:dunce:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:30 PM
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36. Oh, yeah, this is my friend Ezekiel.

He's from Nigeria. He has a bridge to sell to you. :P

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Ariana Celeste

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:40 PM
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54. Oh man! I *need* a bridge!!

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:24 PM
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17. Who the hell

has fathings just laying around to give to you?!?!?!? JEEZ! :P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:25 PM
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20. Don't you people use farthings anymore?

I tell you, this country's been going downhill ever since they gave dogs the right to vote! :grr:

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:27 PM
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26. DOGS!

What about the kittens?

Do kittens have the right to vote? If not, there's going to be some pretty pissed off Lizards! :P

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:20 PM
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9. Here you go:

$1

Now herk off you herking slacker! ;) kidding.

How goes 8000 land?

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:23 PM
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14. It's a lot like 7000 land,

except the booze is better and the women, too. ;)

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:24 PM
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19. Uh huh. I'll be there soon!

I was on 2000 last sunday, how many do I have now?

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:25 PM
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21. 2763

Post whore. :P

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:29 PM
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31. I'm just a post "Serial Monogamist" THANKYOU! ;)

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:26 PM
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22. -6

Something weird happened, I guess. :shrug: :P

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:28 PM
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27. Yeah, they saw your ugly face and ran away!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I feel like a rindomness contest. The Cuneiform watermelons won my last one to easy.
I challenge you to a randomness duel!

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:33 PM
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44. Yeah, you ever wonder if life is nothing but a gigantic message board?

On which we are nothing more than smileys? Yeah, me neither. My nose itches. OMG!! There's an accident in the street...no, no, wait, it's just gas.

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:37 PM
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51. But, in continuing your rather clumsy squid analagy,

it were to indeed rain Giant Squid, from where would we get the political centre?
Hopefully from some kind of half gorilla, half pronoun mixture, and then sell the remaining profit at a loss.

But yes, you're right. Never on a wednesday.
In fact, we should ban Wednesdays.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:41 PM
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58. You know what I miss?

No, why would you...you're not me...are you? You better not be, because wouldn't destroy the universe. Yeah, I think so, since one of me can't do it, two must be able to. Let's join forces...but wait, you're Australian, so you'd cancel me out. Meep! :scared: Awa' wit' ye!

(Oh, and for DU randomness...nothing beats this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5014306&mesg_id=5014306 :evilgrin:)

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:47 PM
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Hmmmmm loathe am I to concede a fight, but I shant hurt your feelings

by out weirding you. *ahem*

P.S. that one is pretty clever........ so clever in fact you could stick ears on it and call it a weasel.

P.P.S. Let's Dance! *draws katana*

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:50 PM
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67. Naked time!

All wet! MEEP! (Mental images are bad! :evilgrin:) Then pants time, then food time, then nap time...or maybe full on sleep time...no probably not, because weekends are for herking! :evilgrin:

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:51 PM
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68. *stabs you with katana*

That's what you get.

Make up silly sayings.

Throw me an orange and I'll step on an apple.

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:52 PM
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70. g2g herkface!

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:52 PM
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71. g2g herkface!

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:52 PM
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72. dupe.

Edited on Fri Apr-21-06 07:53 PM by Random_Australian

What are the chances, I deliberately post something twice and the second dupes!

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:52 PM
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73. Sorry, I'm immune to kilts.

:silly:

(Dude, I can go on and on...seriously.)

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:55 PM
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74. Are you still doing the weirdness contest? I thought that stopped ages ago

!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anyway, back to the strange sayings
Let's think above our hair.
Show me the clowns mouth.
Teach a new dog to tap dance.
Tit for an anthropomorhic autonomous collective.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:56 PM
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75. Told you I can go on and on.

:D

And naked time has been replaced by food time. Leave me, prole. :P

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 08:00 PM
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78. uh huh, if I had the time, you'd have nothing. Allow me to re-iterate:

Eat my anthropomorhic autonomous collective, we say no cantaloupes, thou shalt not want deep fried babylonian cuneiform from the 11th century Irish term meaning "servant of Patrick" that was a key term in differentiating Irish and Welsh cultures, herkfaced herkathlon.

Go remove a chinese doll from the pharoah's principal enuch's former roommate's favourite niece's hat's pawpaw.

I like parsley.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 08:03 PM
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80. Truly, you will never understand how to random with panache.

Yes, that's right, "random" is now a verb. And why not? Everything can be a verb. In fact, you can make adjectives into verb. As I pronounce thee, let it be true, the walls of my roome are no longer white...the walls, they white. White, I say, as in "right" as pronounced by a two-year-old or a garderner with a peg leg and a speech impediment. I would so want that guy to tend my garden...in a totally non-sexual way. You and your dirty mind...honestly, some people's children. :eyes:

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:28 PM
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28. It's because he's Australian.

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:30 PM
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Well, that made as much sense as a hamster in a tumble dryer.

Would you mind explaining your magnificent logic, O Mfferkenheimer One?

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:31 PM
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40. Well in Australian don't the toilets

flush in the opposite direction then here in the states? :shrug:

So, it's natural that your posts count will go backwards as well. :P :)

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:32 PM
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42. No. They don't.

Direction has more to do with the shape of the tub, dude.

Our cyclones go the oppostite way though, yes.

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:34 PM
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46. Guess I am wrong.

I thought they flushed in the opposite direction in other parts of the world.
Guess it's just an urban legend.
:shrug:

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:38 PM
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52. Yes. Do you know where urban legends come from?

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:40 PM
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55. Don't know where the first one originated.

I'm guessing it's just a story that someone started and it kept getting passed on from person to person and each person added a bit to the story and so on and so on until the legend was formed.

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:43 PM
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60. No, Aussies make them all up on our travels. It's a national pastime.

kidding.

Though we do do a few, like that Merry Christmas, it's the 25th of April one I did last my night.

But yes, American tourists here get told all sorts of things, and I suspect that doesn't just happen in Aus.

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:47 PM
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64. No I'm sure it happens all over.

I missed that XMas one last night. Don't know what that was all about. :shrug:

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:48 PM
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65. I just said "Wow Merry Christmas it's April 25 again, heard that

Americans and others celebrate it at a different time,but Merry Christmas anyway"

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:48 PM
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66. Oh ok.

:rofl:

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:52 PM
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69. DROP BEARS! RUN!

In other words, I gotta go.

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:56 PM
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76. What?

Don't go! :(

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 08:00 PM
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79. Bye! DROP BEARS AGH MAULING ME!

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Gormy Cuss

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:29 PM
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33. Okay. Come by and pick it up anytime.

What?
Do you think I should travel halfway across the country to give it you??

:P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:31 PM
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39. Yes.

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Ariana Celeste

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:30 PM
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34. Jeez I'm still working on 3000

:cry:

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bigwillq

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:30 PM
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35. Slacker!

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Ariana Celeste

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:40 PM
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56. I know

I just can't get over it! :P

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Random_Australian

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:30 PM
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37. Same! I'll be there soon though. Joined at the end of this January.

How about you?

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Ariana Celeste

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Fri Apr-21-06 07:39 PM
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53. I've been here since right before the election

.... I am a slacker, jeez.

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