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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:00 PM
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So I'm standing at the train station, naked, eating oat meal
minding my own business . . .
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:01 PM
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1. sounds like the first line of really bad erotica
;)
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:03 PM
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2. the turgid porridge making wet
sucking sounds as I lifted each quivering spoonful to my waiting mouth . . .
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:06 PM
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3. Is Wilford Brimley showing up?
Cause I'll just hide the thread now?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:09 PM
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4. he fixed me with his gaze, the two round spectacles
glowing like twin moon as the dangling ends of his brushy handlebar dipped almost imperceptibly.

"Get the butter," he said.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:11 PM
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5. ...
:rofl:
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:52 PM
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6. Hide!
I know how serious this disease is.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:53 PM
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7. You are a sick man.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 09:57 PM
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8. that's why y'all love me!
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 10:00 PM
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9. What flavor oatmeal?
:shrug:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 10:01 PM
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10. Maybe it's oatmeal flavored...
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 01:57 AM
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13. maple, brown sugar
and Tang.
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-21-06 10:07 PM
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11. Are you a carpenter?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5061127&mesg_id=5061127
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 01:56 AM
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12. more of a welder
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