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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-22-06 11:12 PM
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Very funny non-PC joke(REALLY!!)
Tree Hugger
A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the
highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural
splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she
neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and
got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to
the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an
anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor
listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into
the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and
waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman
demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational
area. I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

In VERY irreverent celebration of Earth Day.
Flame away, if you must!

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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 01:05 AM
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1. LMAO!
:rofl:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 01:11 AM
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2. That is funny!
:rofl:
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Jazz2006 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 01:14 AM
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3. Hee hee - irreverant indeed, and delightfully non-PC
:rofl:

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Broken_Hero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:03 AM
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4. *gasp!*...LOL...
that is hands down, the best joke i have heard in a long time!...thanks, do you mind, if i spread that one around?...:)
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:12 AM
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5. Feel free
:)
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:24 AM
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6. bunch of toothpicks...
:hi:









refuse to think about work at this time....
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liberaltrucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:34 AM
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7. **
:evilgrin:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 03:11 AM
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9. be safe
where ever you are....
:hi:
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Scooter24 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 02:50 AM
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8. LOL
That was funny!

:rofl:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-23-06 03:38 AM
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10. It's ~ honey, bring_the_tweezers time.

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