7 rrrrrreasons rabrrrrrr should NOT be the next President.

CanuckAmok

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Sun Apr-23-06 02:51 AM
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7 rrrrrreasons rabrrrrrr should NOT be the next President.

Edited on Sun Apr-23-06 02:51 AM by CanuckAmok

1) Rabrrrrrr was never in Motorhead.

2) Rabrrrrrr once ate an entire Little Debbie snack cake at one sitting.

3) Rabrrrrrr is only fluent in Frontier Gibberish, which is essentially obsolete outside Wyoming.

4) Rabrrrrrr still has a VCR.

5) Rabrrrrrr was never a coke-addicted, unemployable, deluded C-student son of a Texas oil tycoon. Oh, wait... scratch that one.

6) That would mean that Ashley Blue wouldn't be President.

7) Rabrrrrrr was never in Motorhead. Listed twice because it's the most damning.

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Rabrrrrrr

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Tue Apr-25-06 08:26 AM
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1. ROFL! Good one! Except I speak AUTHENTIC frontier gibberish,

not just regular, pigeon frontier gibberish that most people frontier gibberishians speak.

And I was in Motorhead - I played Lemmy on one tour.

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dr.strangelove

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Tue Apr-25-06 08:39 AM
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2. I heard that vcr is really a Betamax

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DrGonzoLives

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Tue Apr-25-06 08:40 AM
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3. I hear he kills hobos because of his inability to perform sexually

:flamethrower:

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